MTP: Jesus Nominated on Dem Ticket

[GiovanniC]

I posted this in GD but now I'm thinking it might have been better suited here? *shrug*

"Welcome to Meet the Press. I'm Tim Russert. Joining me today is our round table of political analysts. Bob Novak, douchebag for liberty of the Chicago Tribune. And Peggy Nooner -- er, Noonan -- former speechwriter for Ronald Reagan.

Bob, the Super Tuesday primaries have pretty well secured the Democratic Presidential nomination for dark horse candidate Jesus Christ. What's the political buzz about this decision?"

NOVAK: "Well Tim, as you know, it is widely known -- and even documented, that this Jesus Christ character has hung out with prostitutes. Is that the sort of moral leadership we want in the leader of the free world?"

RUSSERT: "Good point. Peggy? Why do you think Jesus Christ has made these kinds of political gaffes?"

NOONAN: "I think in large part that it's because he has absolutely no experience in politics. You know, he just has this attitude that I think indicates that he doesn't know what he's doing and he isn't going to worry about it. He has said, 'Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.' But this country needs forward-looking and forward-thinking leaders, not these Democratic 'Que sera, sera' types."

NOVAK: "The truth is that Jesus Christ is on the record as saying all sorts of dumb things. For example, he thinks the way to handle the budget and the national debt is to 'forgive us our debts as we have forgiven our debtors.' I'm sorry, but that's just a fiscal and economic catastrophe waiting to happen. What is this guy thinking?"

RUSSERT: "Peggy?"

NOONAN: "Well I don't have to tell you that we live in very dangerous times Tim, and we need a leader who is strong on national defense. We have here a guy who was quoted as saying, 'If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also.' And I don't -- I don't see how the Democrats can possibly think that a guy like that should be Commander in Chief."

[rpannier]

1. Don't forget...

he hangs out with twelve other men a lot...probably gay. And he heals lepers and such for free??????!!!!!!!!!! Socialized medicine. What a commie this Jesus is.