Ketchup!

[SoulDiva]

Just unbelievable...

http://www.wketchup.com/

[Not Me]

1. Heinz Co. has donated thousands to GOP, nothing to Kerry

WASHINGTON – Though John Kerry's wife is an heir to the H.J. Heinz Co. fortune, the food company and its executives are providing President Bush with money and a campaign issue – jobs flowing overseas – in this year's election.

Members of the board of the Fortune 500 company and its corporate political action committee have donated thousands of dollars to Republicans in recent years, including contributions to the Bush campaign. The corporate PAC has given nothing to Kerry.

The Republicans are accepting the cash even as they criticize the Pittsburgh-based company's job cuts and overseas moves – part of an effort to taint the presumptive Democratic nominee with the conglomerate's business practices.

more...

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20040421/news_1n21heinz.html

[molly]

2. Too funny!

and stupid, of course. They despise wealth unless it's PUG wealth. Notice Reagan. Nancy will have a fit.

Reminds me of that hick that called into C-Span this morning.

[SoulDiva]

3. Oh yeah and one more...

ICE CREAM!

http://www.starspangledicecream.com/

[slipperduke]

4. Choc n Awe?

Sweet jesus!

Naming ice cream after methods of war that killed and maimed thousands.

That pretty much makes satire redundant. I'll get my coat.....

[SoulDiva]

5. Literaly laughing out loud!

[slipperduke]

8. I like the French one

They haven't even bothered with a gag, it's just , "erm....fuck it........ I Hate The French Flavour?"

Erm...Louisiana Purchase? How about that whole naval blockade thing. War of Independence? Am I ringing any bells here?

It must be so easy to market shit for morons. I'm in the wrong business!

[jmowreader]

6. They've got Rushmallow!

A delectable pork-flavored sorbet with Oxycontin capsules gently folded in.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Sacrilege!

I grew up in Heinz country. Using anything but Heinz, especially W ketchup, is grounds for treason in my book.