I"m running to the deli to get some lunch - can I get you a sandwich?

[LynneSin]

Me: I'm boring, Roast Beef & Cheese on low-carb multigrain bread with Gulden's Mustard

[LynzM]

1. Please!

Turkey, bacon, american cheese, lettuce, mayo, and a little pepper, on white, please :D Thanks!

[bif]

2. I'll take a Reuben, please.

I'll pay ya later.

[Red State Rebel]

19. Make that 2! n/m

[soothsayer]

3. salami on pumpernickel with butter, lettuce, and tomato

And a chocolate milk! Thanks.


On edit: don't forget my pickle, please!

[mopinko]

4. do they have anything

that i can eat? i need low fat, no nuts or seeds. if they have something that meets that criteria, but tastes good, get me a big one.

[LynneSin]

8. How about a bag of baby carrots and the pickle

:shrug:

[mopinko]

24. i had that yesterday

and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and.....................

[Birthmark]

5. If you could pick me up...

...a couple of indictments, made out in the names of Bush and Cheney, I'd be most appreciative. Thanks.

[livetohike]

6. It's early for lunch out here in CA, but

as long as you're going to the deli I will take a Muenster Cheese, sprouts,avocado on sourdough bread please.

[cheezus]

7. I'll have a TUNA sandwich

I'm a man who loves eating tuna

[King Of Paperboys]

10. I bet that's the post that gets the thread locked.

Timer starts.... NOW.

[cheezus]

13. locked? why?

I'm not a fan of most fish, but I have a soft spot for eating tuna. I think the best is the solid white albacore in spring water. Mix that with some mayo and spicy brown mustard. yum.

[LynneSin]

15. tuna has some sexual overtones to it

:eyes:

[cheezus]

17. really... would you care to explain further?

I love my tuna, and I wouldn't want to embarass myself by saying something stupid tuna-related

[LynneSin]

22. I'm assuming this has to do with a certain woman's anatomy

Just like I had to stop offering folks teabags (which I keep a collection of teas in my desk drawer)

[GOPisEvil]

9. Pastrami on rye, with full-grain mustard, please.

Oh, and I'll take your pickle spear, since I know you don't want yours.

[LynneSin]

12. I won't even let them put one on my plate

bleech!!!

[tandot]

11. You are already back from the convenience store???

Roast Beef sounds great. I guess I am boring, too.

And, could you drop by the liquor store and get me some vodka. Two of my co-workers just told me that they found other jobs and that they'll quit. I hope to be out of here soon, too.

[LynneSin]

14. Liquor run will be late afternoon

Thanks for helping me with my next thread

[Worst Username Ever]

16. A Rueben sounds GREAT.

[chicaloca]

18. Aaaaah!

Yes! Such a timely topic for me! I just got a sub, and they gave me mayo and tomatoes instead of honey mustard and pickles. So can you get me one with cucumbers, honey mustard, lettuce, brussels sprouts, and lots and lots of guacamole and pickles? :9

Thanks!

[Mikimouse]

20. Two hot pastrami on Bulkie Rolls...

with Yellow mustard, mushrooms, swiss cheese and green peppers, Please and thank you.

[proud patriot]

21. Ham and swiss on Dark Rye No Tomato's please

:hi:

[blindpig]

23. softcrab, lettuce, tomato &mayo on light rye

if you're paying.