OH MY GOD!!! I JUST STEPPED, BAREFOOTED, ONTO A HALF DIGESTED MOUSE

[BigMcLargehuge]

so, should I continue to scrub or just amputate the foot?

I am leaning towards amputation as I can't seem to stop vomiting.

[cmf]

1. You gotta love cats

and their "presents".

[mr_hat]

2. Just vomit directly onto your foot. The acid is purifying.

[ZenLefty]

3. Poor kitty.

The leftover mouse is ruined now. :(

[rocktivity]

4. Ummm--half digested by whom?

I've always thought it very ironic that cats present their owners with the animals to catch to show they love them!

:headbang:
rocknation

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. her

BAD KITTY!!! BAAAAAAD KITTY!!!!

[Lars39]

23. She's got some kind of Samuel L. Jackson thing going on there....

Vengeance is mine saith The Cat....What did you do to piss her off? :)

[BigMcLargehuge]

26. nothing honest... she's with me all day long in the office

usually on my lap. She's asleep on my ergonomic chair beside me as I type this.

[Lars39]

30. She's just faking you out.

Someday, when you least expect it, she will give you the second half.
:)

[Pachamama]

24. Ohhwwww...shes cute...don't be mad - she loves you....and will love you

..even more if you let her lick your foot clean....:)

[Kahuna]

27. LOL!

She saved half for you. And you're complaining???!!! Ingrate! Good Kitty! Gooood Kitty!

[southpaw]

5. What creature performed the partial digestion?

Snake?
Cat?

Inquiring minds and all...

[underpants]

6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

:party::beer::party::beer::party:

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. I knew I shouldn't have left Courtney Love alone in the kitchen

Who'd a thunk it.

[Wickerman]

9. That was gonna be my response!

yep, underpants, I think Big has got hisself a VERY thoughtful kitty!

:party::beer::party::beer::party:

[tandot]

10. Thanks for the laugh, BigMcLargehuge

Does it feel the same as stepping on a freshly coughed up hairball?

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. Gaak no

much... much... (shudder) ...worse

[Devils Advocate NZ]

12. You wimp!

How can you own a cat and NOT be full of pride when your little darling leaves you a present? You should be ashamed of yourself!!!

The ones that get me the most are the ones that are still alive when the cat drops them in the middle of the living room. That makes me reconsider cat ownership - if only for a second.

After that I am too busy trying to catch the little bleeder (literally), much as I suspect my cat wanted me to do in the first place.

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. dude... I STEPPED on it

BLECH!!!!!! I wasn't mad that she caught and ate a mouse... but BLEEECH!!!!!! I STEPPED ON IT!!!!


she could have at least put a bow on it...

[indigobusiness]

14. You outgrossed your cat....

...that's a real accomplishment.

[GingerSnaps]

15. Been there done that...I feel for you Dude

It was a gift from one of my Cats :puke: and I had to act like I was overwhelmed with joy when she gave it to me.

[Momof1]

16. My cat use to put dead mice in my fathers shoes

To make sure that Dad knew that she was doing her job. Twenty years later my dad still checks his shoes before putting them on.

[LynneSin]

17. You cat shows you love and this is the appreciation you give in return

When Evita presented me with a dead bat, I showed her much love and hugs for her hard work.

You're a bad cat owner! Please PM me your address so we can come take your cats away


(just kidding about taking away your cats :loveya: )

[nickinSTL]

18. Heh

Aren't cats great?:7

[Pachamama]

19. YUCK - My Kitty loves bringing me presents too...see it as a sign of love

...and keep your foot.... :loveya:

[Cats Against Frist]

20. That is pretty close to my worst nightmare

or stepping on a live frog and smashing it. I will now faint.

[VelmaD]

21. Here...

have some oompa loompas to cheer you up. :)

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. thanks :)

Who'd have thought I'd need cheering up so quickly!

I am still contemplating amputation though...

[VelmaD]

25. Just have the oompa loompas...

lick it clean. :)

[FatSlob]

28. GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

The, bread and fry it for a tasty meal! :puke:

[shadu]

29. It was good knowing ya.

No man has ever survived such an experience.
Not even Superman... or Spider Man... or Green Hornet!