Bush's clean-livin' wimminfolk won't like this one...not one bit

[SoCalDem]

[prolesunited]

1. Where's John Ashcroft

with the blue drapes? Surely this amount of cleavage can't be legal.

[delete_bush]

2. Looks like the twins

are out campaigning!

[goclark]

3. Trying for the Nascar and Hooters vote n/t

[SoCalDem]

4. By Jove, I think you've GOT it... A poll showed * slipping in the polls

with men.. so he pimps his daughter to attract them.. :grr:..

She apparently told HIM to change his shirt before their photo-op (and he did).. Too bad he didn't tell HER to change hers to something a bit more "campaignly".. :eyes:

[annxburns]

5. Bush: Look, look. I have children too!

Rove: Jenna, jenna. Hello? Listen Jenna - your Dad is getting killed by those family values pictures coming out of the Kerry campaign. People love those little Edwards kids. We need to get you out there with your dad, toot-sweet!

Jenna: Aw, christ. You told me I didn't have to do this till FALL, Karl! I was going out this weekend. I don't have time to drop everything so I can show some f**king family values!

Rove: Please, please Jenna. Whadda want? A new car? Tickets to a concert? Money? What? Just name it - you got it.

Jenna: I will fax you a list, you slimy idiot. By the way, I AM WEARING MY OWN CLOTHES THIS TIME.

Rove: No, no Jenna ... please ...

(click)

Bush: Well?

Rove: She'll do it, but she is going to make us pay and she is wearing her own clothes.

Bush: Pain in the a**.

[chiburb]

6. Doesn't she look like Unca Jeb?

[buff2]

7. She sure does.

I was thinking the same thing. Jebthro is probably her real father,knowing what a dysfunctional family that bunch is. :puke:

[Tummler]

16. Wrong juice in the turkey baster?

n/t

[geniph]

8. My gods, she looks more like her grandmother every day!

and that is NOT a good thing!

[givemebackmycountry]

9. It's clear

There's a lot of pickles in this family.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. Such a difference from the last first daughter...

What a difference between Chelsea and the little Bush twin...and her twins hanging out. Such class!! NOT!


Duckie

[JitterbugPerfume]

11. Hey lookee Lily Beth

that thar Jenna looks jes ' like our Jolena ! Theys' one a us'ns

[IconoclastIlene]

12. when I was in my early 20's that kind of outfit provoked the worst damn

cat fights between me and Mom and I didn't have no nothing til I had breastfed anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe she wants a job a Hooter's this summer?

[southpaw]

13. Mmmmmm...

I think she's right purty!

[SoCalDem]

14. She's a pretty girl, BUT that's not the outfit you wear to campaign

with your dad, the president.. That's what you wear to a picnic, or out to dinner at the pizza hut..

[southpaw]

15. True dat...

But I love it when Jenna and Babs do things that come off as inappropriate! More ammo for us. Makes W. look like a failure as a father... Party on, girls!

But, trashy or not, Jenna makes me feel all funny inside.

[LoZoccolo]

17. Hoooooooo dang.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

I always used to like Barbara a little better out of the two but I'm seriously reconsidering.

Maybe Jenna is part of the wooden-shoe brigade within the Bush* campaign, and is doing this to help us out by taking votes away from her dad!

I LOVE YOU JENNA!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

[Vitruvius]

18. And she's wearing open-toe, strappy heeled "come get me" shoes.

Very appealing to a certain simple-minded male Repugnican demographic.

[trof]

19. "get" wasn't the verb we used.

;-)

[zanana]

20. I don't understand the shoe thing.

How can shoes be suggestive? Is it the "naked" toes?

[niceperson]

21. come on

I hate Bush too, but I'm tired of women being criticized for having breasts and not spending all their time trying to hide them. Bush has done so many things worse than having daughters who completed puberty.

[johnnie]

22. Nice people don't hate people

Kidding.....welcome to DU :hi:
I can only hope that she turns against her father and campaigns for our side.

[niceperson]

28. I no longer

consider bush a person. He's more of a mask for evil

[SoCalDem]

23. When one goes out of their way to appear modest and Hyper-christian,

it's noteworthy when his child (whom we have hardly seen in 3 1/2 years), finally decides to campaign for him, and she dresses so inappropriately..

[King Of Paperboys]

24. If you're gonna respond,

Better make it quick. 5.... 4.... 3...

[SoCalDem]

26. me???

:)

[Mojambo]

25. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. nt

[against all enemies]

27. I'm sorry to hear she's one of the Bushes. With different

parents she could have been human. But she's probably a spoiled rich, little shit. takes after her father.