The Guy at the Computer Next Me is Playing "Love Shack" Over and Over

[Susang]

Somebody kill me please! :-( He just won't stop. Its some sort of extended dance version. I feel sick.

[prolesunited]

1. Headphones?

:shrug:

[Susang]

8. Can't wear headphones

I have to be able to hear if I'm paged. :-(

Its still going on!

[JVS]

22. wrong place, sorry

[Stew225]

27. Call the

Dept. of Homeland Security. It is highly suspicious behavior, isn't it?

[lazarus]

that

is grounds for justifiable homicide in eleven states.

It's possibly the worst B-52s song ever. Why not Rock Lobster? Private Idaho? Something good?

[SheepyMcSheepster]

2. could be worse.......

i will take love shack over a lot of songs, but repition would probably get to me.

[ibegurpard]

3. kill him.

:P

[physioex]

4. Earplugs...

:argh:

[ret5hd]

5. if i were your one of your jurors...

i would not convict you on anything you did short of dismemberment.

[GOPisEvil]

6. That's grounds for justifiable homicide, I think.

[icymist]

7. Be happy it's not 'Ballad Of The Green Berets'

or a Lee Greenwood CD!

[Susang]

11. At least I don't know all the words to those songs

These are forever cemented in my brain. Now I'll never get them out!!!

[sus]

9. he is obviously a Stalinist Agent. KILL HIM! for your COUNTRY..

[MallRat]

10. I got me a Chrysler that's as big as a whale!

And it's about to set SAIL!

WWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!

:eyes:

[Susang]

12. shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup!!!

aaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

[emulatorloo]

33. So Hurry UP! and bring your Juke Box Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love Shack!

[geniph]

13. Start singing along, loudly and out of tune

that will make most people get the point.

[XNASA]

14. But......but.....but......Love Rules at the Love Shack!!

Plus, there's a big sign that says "Stay Away Fools".

How can you not love it? What's the prob???

[Susang]

16. i hate u

i'm starting to crack...can't even capitalize any more....and to think I used to like this band in the eighties...

[XNASA]

19. Folks are lining up outside just to get down.

You might want to reconsider.

[Susang]

21. bastard

i'm going to die if this doesn't stop soon. it started over again.

[FatSlob]

15. Smack him around once or twice.

And say loudly...THAT IS SO ANNOYING.

[Hoping4Change]

17. Play polka tunes, opera or bagpipe music. I had a nieghbour that

blared music I hated and he got the message after being assualted with a soundtrack from an International Scotish Tattoo. The sounds of hundreds of bagpipes really has an effect!

[givemebackmycountry]

18. That's a good tune

TIN ROOF RUSTED!

[hatrack]

20. Strike back! I suggest "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler

And if that's not enough to induce myoclonic seizures and projectile vomiting, move on to "Eye of the Tiger" and/or "The Search is Over" by Survivor, "Heat of the Moment" by Asia or anything featuring the vocal stylings of Frank Stallone.

And if all else fails, there's SHATNER - his version of "Mr. Tambourine Man" can clear a room in one minute or less.

[JVS]

23. fart into his cube

[XNASA]

24. You mean 'Cropdusting'?

Yes. That might work.

[Blue-Jay]

25. Followed by "prairie-dogging"

[JVS]

26. What's that?

[XNASA]

28. Cropdusting is......

Walking past a cube farm while passing gas.

Prairie dogging is what happens afterwards when cube occupants stand up and look over the tops of the cube partitions to get a better look.

[Susang]

31. that's evil

Though cropdusting was often done in the restaurant I worked in, usually to hilarious effect.

[kat21]

29. Love shack baby, yaaaaa! Love shack la la love shack

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. You have my permission to throw something at his head.

[JVS]

30. Crank "The Fuck Shop" by 2 Live Crew.

That'l learn'em

[kat21]

32. How about, Don't Worry, Be Happy?

He will probably kill himself the first time you play it.

[Susang]

34. Ahhh....sweet silence

He got distracted by some other project and moved away from his computer. Hooray!

[prolesunited]

35. While he's gone

remove his sound card. :evilgrin:

[Susang]

36. I'll remove more than that if I get the chance

Don't know exactly what I meant by that, but it sounded good, didn't it? ;-)

[prolesunited]

37. Simply diabolical

I have just a little bit of time here before I move on to my next job. How about you?

[Susang]

38. I'm just killing time

No pun intended. }(

[icymist]

39. Quick! Put patti smith on!

:evilgrin: