The bi-fold door that can confound me has yet to be invented!

[GOPisEvil]

I lord over you, bi-fold door! Fear me!

:D

[AlCzervik]

1. i hate bifold doors

i replaced the ones in my daughters bedroom closet with funky Rhoda Morganstern beaded curtains.

[GOPisEvil]

3. I hate them too.

But, my home improvement budget is tied up in other areas at the moment. One of my bi-fold doors was not installed when I moved in, so I bought the springy things that ride in the track, and hung it tonight.

[KG]

5. you a bad mofo -

whats your next conquest. toilet tank flappers? i can kick their ass any day of the week myself.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Picking up the phone and calling an electrician.

I have a garage door opener, but no way to plug it in. So, I need to have someone come out and stick a box in the ceiling.

Oh, I'm going to put up a new fixture in the dining room, too. There's this hideous thing from the early 1980s there now. Ugh.

Then there's the drywall repair in the living room ceiling. I'm hiring that out too. That's what repair allowances are for.

[KG]

8. learned a bunch about home repair in the last year, but

electricity is something i won't mess with. best left to the pros.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Yep. It will be pretty straightforward, but still not something I want to

mess with myself. Kinda weird having a brand new opener, and no way to use it. I guess I could string an extension cord...but I'm not parking the car in there yet anyway.

[AlCzervik]

10. I understand

i have about 5 different lighting fixtures i'd like to throw on the bonfire but my car got stolen about 2 weeks ago and i don't think it will be coming back so i've got to put off some home stuff to pay for yet another car.

[KG]

2. i have bi-sex doors - they swing both ways.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Those don't fool me either...

:D

[oxymoron]

6. I have bi-polar doors...

sometimes they open, sometimes they don't.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Heh...might I suggest therapy?

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. I have bifocal doors....

And some are bicameral.

[sus]

12. yeah well..i built the house i'm living in.

beat that.

[GOPisEvil]

15. I bow to your greatness!

:D

[sus]

17. noooo! you're supposed to haggle!

[GOPisEvil]

18. Oh ok...well...I built my whole subdivision!

I did it when I was 15, too!

[sus]

19. okay you win. i can't beat that.

DAMN YOU and your carpenter superiority!!

:)

[GOPisEvil]

20. It's because I'm a boy.

</male chauvinism>

[sus]

23. wha....you're a BOY??!

day-um...

:)

[GOPisEvil]

25. Yep...last time I checked.

:-)

[ulysses]

14. I now own a plane

(

not

)

precisely because the floors in this FRICKING HOUSE aren't level and Ms Uly wanted bifold doors in the baby's room.

[GOPisEvil]

16. Ugh...at least my floors are level.

My inspector used this cool tool to measure any inconsistencies in the floor - only 1/4" off throughout the whole house.

[VelmaD]

21. YOU DID HOME IMPROVEMENT WITHOUT ME!

*pout*

[GOPisEvil]

22. Wanna come over tomorrow and help me cut the grass?

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

24. Thanks but I think I'll pass.

I'm theoretically gonna have company. But I'm making brownies tonight and I might bring you some when you're done mowing if you ask nice. :)

[GOPisEvil]

26. Mmmmm...Velma brownies

I might take you up on that. I'm expecting to be famished after toiling on my "yard".