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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:41 PM
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"Take the edge off naturally"
So says the TV advertisement for some manmade pill of unknown compound. Aren't there more natural ways to take the edge off? Oh, that's right....taking the edge off that way is "illegal". ;-)
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:44 PM
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1. Beer works
and it's pretty natural. Sex works pretty good, too. In fact, I don't know of any unnatural way to take the edge off.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:44 PM
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2. And more importantly
Nobody makes money the other way
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:47 PM
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4. God Dam
and here I thought I was cynical..we were typing the same thing at the same time...GMTA, no?
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:52 PM
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6. I have no idea what GMTA stands for
and it's driving me crazy.
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:55 PM
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8. Great minds think alike.
Who am I to argue?
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:47 PM
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5. Double Post
Edited on Fri Jul-09-04 08:49 PM by mermaid
damn dialup....
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:45 PM
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3. Of Course...
It is illegal because it is effective, and it occurs in nature, meaning that A) One can grow it for themselves, and B) The pharmacuetical companies can't patent it, thus can't make big money off it.

Am I just a touch cynical?
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:54 PM
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7. Too much money to make for too few people... to make it legal.
Think of it as a "illegal substance" franchise. A rational drug policy should be part of the next Democratic agenda.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-04 08:57 PM
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9. is it illegal to jack'n'chat?
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