Zomby Woof
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Fri Jul-09-04 08:54 PM
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Zomby's Shit List (Updated!) |
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Edited on Fri Jul-09-04 09:37 PM by ZombyWoof
People who deliberately speed up so you have to delay your lane change.
Commercials before the movie trailers start.
People in large SUV's who will block your way in the parking lot to wait for a space that will save them maybe 10 extra yards of walking - since that is how far away the next free space is, and I can't get there when...they are blocking my way...
People who don't tip, or tip less than 20% :grr:
2 great movies on at the same time, which is worse when nothing is on, because you can always read.
Using "Cheney" as a synonym for "fuck", which is one of the most versatile words in the language. His criminal name cheapens its value. I have never, nor ever will, use it.
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Fri Jul-09-04 08:55 PM
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Fri Jul-09-04 08:57 PM
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2. A little heavy on the waitpersons, don't you think? |
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Bad lunch experience today or something?
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:00 PM
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:07 PM
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The waitress was fine, it was my brain that was baked by the Phoenix sun (it was 98 at the ballpark that day). :D
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:06 PM
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9. 99% of them are perfect |
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Edited on Fri Jul-09-04 09:11 PM by ZombyWoof
But don't be defensive. That 1% really sticks. ;-)
Besides, it isn't like you were one of the 1%, because well, I know you, dammit!
People are people, and waitpersons can be as annoying or incompetent as the next person - probably because of waiting on rude and obnoxious people. That being said, I am NEVER rude - always friendly, and always leave at least 20% of the gross regardless of the service, because maybe I caught them on their one bad day. Plus, I am ultimately on the side of hard-working people, shit list or not. I reserve the right to be a contadictory asshole.
What's a shit list without offending somebody? I was going to include something about all the kids at our apartment's swimming pool, but you know what that would do.... :nuke:
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:30 PM
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What's a shit list without offending somebody? I was going to include something about all the kids at our apartment's swimming pool, but you know what that would do....
You probably had me in mind when you decided not to include that. :P I can't help it; it's the momma bear thing... :)
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:35 PM
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I don't have anything against parents and kids (my best friend and his wife are great parents, with kids to match, and my sister and her son are above criticism, being perfect and all)...
It's just that people being people... bam! The bad ones exaggerate the actual level of offense on the whole.
Sad part is, I think I upset susang, and I REALLY HATE THAT.
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:49 PM
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I was just teasing you. I know what you mean about the bad ones and all that. I must have missed whatever happend with SusanG.
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:51 PM
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32. she has experience as waitstaff |
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And I think my original post hit too close to home. :-(
Of course, I am a life-long sufferer of foot-in-mouth disease.
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Fri Jul-09-04 10:15 PM
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43. I suffer the same affliction |
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Message boards make it worse, I think, because all you see are the words.
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Fri Jul-09-04 10:20 PM
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44. I just heard from her |
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All is well. She was just goading me, and rightfully so. :-)
2 of her favorite programs are on, and she had to run. Whew!
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Fri Jul-09-04 08:57 PM
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:29 PM
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20. I think you forgot Seattle drivers |
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Edited on Fri Jul-09-04 09:30 PM by flamingyouth
:hi:
Whoops - meant to respond to the original post. :silly:
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:42 PM
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25. I have forgotten Seattle drivers! |
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Been away for almost a year, and I have to say, nothing beats the super-light traffic on I-40 on the way to work! :P
(Which explains why hitting green lights isn't that rare)
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:43 PM
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26. Well, the next time you see someone vacantly staring off into space |
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while driving 15 mph below the speed limit, give us a spare thought, wontcha? :D
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:44 PM
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27. hanging out in Ballard again? |
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:45 PM
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:51 PM
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33. OOOps that was me again |
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soooooo sorrrrrry--But I have found myself doing this.
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:52 PM
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35. LOL - it's okay, you're just checking out the scenery! |
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:53 PM
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That rusty rear-bumper of the 1978 BMW? :D
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:55 PM
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38. I was thinking more of Mount Rainier |
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I always love driving down I-5 and seeing everyone slow down to look at the mountain. It's like, "Hey, where did that thing come from?" :D
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Fri Jul-09-04 10:01 PM
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But that's only 3 times a year. ;-)
I do have one great driving memory on I-5. Back when I was a newcomer in 1988, I used to commute very early in the morning from Everett to Tukwila (37 miles!). Traffic was manageable at sunrise then.
It was the clearest, crispest morning. I had the skyline coming up to my right as I passed Lake Union. The Cascades were purple, and Rainier was a bold cone with the snow just barely visible. The Olympics were breathtakingly sharp and white. The sun had not come up over the Cascades yet, so the sky still had a deep blue hue.
I felt at home then in my new city. That morning never did repeat itself.
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:46 PM
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29. You know how to get on my shit list? |
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Make me believe that you're responding to my witty and charming post and then reveal that you just posted in the wrong place!
:grr:
:D
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:47 PM
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30. Your post was so witty and charming! |
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Whoops, I meant to respond to someone else here .... <ducking>
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:52 PM
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34. I'm sending an band of guitars that sound like bagpipes your way! |
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Unless, of course, you're a wiccan. In that case, I'm backing away slowly.... :evilgrin:
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:53 PM
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37. Is that a wart on your nose? |
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Wow, these curses really work fast.:freak:
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:56 PM
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39. You mean that's not a zit? |
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AAAAAAUUUUURRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
(Say, I wonder if hijacking Zomby's thread puts us on his shit list? :thumbsup:)
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:56 PM
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40. LOL - I guess we'll have to wait for the next one to find out |
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Sorry, Zomby. You know we mean well. :silly:
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Fri Jul-09-04 08:58 PM
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4. I agree with all but 2. |
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I like the commercials before the trailers if they are unique to the movies. I don't want to see the same commercials that are running on TV. They fill the time some more.
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:01 PM
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6. Fuck the fucking fucks! |
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Fuckety-fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck, that feels good..
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:02 PM
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Down here in the Valley of the Dumb, we put up with snowbirds driving around all winter. 35 in a 50, 25 in a 45, right turns from the left lane.
And the worst have license plates from Sascatchewan, Minnesota, and Iowa.
Iowa - Idiot Out Wandering Around.
2nd on my list:
vets who put fat cats on diets.
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:05 PM
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8. People that slow down to change lanes |
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and gawddamn cell phones ringing at the movies. When i saw F911 some asshols cell phone went off 3 times and people yelled at him and then management kicked him out.
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:08 PM
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:09 PM
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Take that outside, young man! :spank: :o
;-)
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:13 PM
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13. People who swing out to turn left... |
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People who bring their too young kids to the movies and people who don't leave the theater when their kid starts crying or talking loudly.
The cell phone in the movie thing really pisses me off. Last week someone sat in front of us and, while their phone didn't make noise they kept messing with it during the movie. The screen was VERY bright blue and very distracting
And when my cats stand between me and the monitor so i can't see what I am tying. like right ow
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:39 PM
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23. and people who stop to make right turns... just as bad |
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:13 PM
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14. Remember, shit lists are not vertical, they are horizontal. |
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That means EVERYONE is on top!
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:15 PM
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:21 PM
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Because he is only 1500 miles away. :o
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:24 PM
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Fri Jul-09-04 09:25 PM
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Took you long enough to ask!
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Fri Jul-09-04 10:20 PM
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45. People who think I'm mad at them |
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Fri Jul-09-04 10:22 PM
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Because he left bat crap all over the sofa. x(
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Fri Jul-09-04 10:25 PM
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47. Well you should just make the rules a bit more clear. |
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Next time just tell me what I can and can't crap on.
But do it early in the evening. Sometimes I have "containment issues"...
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Fri Jul-09-04 10:29 PM
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48. I bought you a nice Bush poster |
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Fri Jul-09-04 11:11 PM
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49. XNASA & his lovely wife gave me a picture of Bush & his wife |
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For my last birthday. You should have seen what BatBoy did to that. It was kind of fun to watch, actually. :-)
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