Strange Ways People are described

[The empressof all]

I just got off the phone with someone who told me that she will not vote for Kerry because he looks like a Shoe-Maker.

What's the matter with Shoe Makers?

[Spinzonner]

1. Bigots

just don't like sole men

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. That's funny. I won't vote for Bush because he looks like a heel. nt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. I won't vote for GWB because he looks like

a lying, cheating sonofabitch.

I'd take a shoemaker over that any day!

[MidwestMomma]

4. How does he look like a shoe-maker? What exactly does one look like?

That is bizarre.

[The empressof all]

6. It is bizarre

I responded that shoe makers were a good thing and if we didn't have shoes our feet would get dirty.

I was so taken aback with this comment I didn't know how to respond in any other way without being insulting or ROFL

[MidwestMomma]

7. For some reason, all I can think of are elfs...

Some childhood fairytale involving elfs and shoemaking....I got it...the only shoemaker I can think of is in Pinnochio. So Kerry reminds this person of Guiesippe (sp?) in Pinnichio? Go figure....

[The empressof all]

8. Oh you mean Gepetto!

I think you got it. But he seemed like such a nice shoe maker.

[MidwestMomma]

11. Man, I was WAY off on that name...

I think my mind is going in my old age.

Oh well, I'd rather vote for the kindly shoemaker then the evil Stromboli. (I went and looked up the movie on yahoo!)

[Ironpost]

5. You should have told her that * looks like a turtle, now don't he

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Blessed are the shoe makers. Or cheese makers

Or peace makers... what did that guy up there on the hill say?

[11 Bravo]

10. I heard Bush described as the "President".

It doesn't get any stranger than that.