The Official "I am not mad at Zomby" Thread

[Susang]

I, Susang, am not mad at Zomby Woof. I love him and consider him a great friend. :loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

1. LOL

These days, that puts you in a fine minority, lol. :loveya:

By the way, my bikini is back from the dry cleaners. They were able to get that "bat stain" out. :o

[Susang]

2. Yuck

That guano's hard to get out. I oughtta know! ;-)

[NMDemDist2]

3. oh well, if I must :heavysigh:

ZW :loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

5. hehehe

I am supposed to say that it sucks that you see through my gruffness and all that, but why blow a good cover? ;-)

[NMDemDist2]

7. also, mr gruff, note the new sig line?

BTW wanna see a pic of my dog?

[Zomby Woof]

9. is he a pirate?

I like the patch over his eye! :D

[NMDemDist2]

10. he's the best and smarter than most RWers n/t

[Zomby Woof]

12. smarter than ALL RWers

Hell, your dog's crap is smarter than 1,000 Hannitys alone.

[NMDemDist2]

14. hmmmm True! now you're just buttering me up talking up my

Boo-Boy


What do you want?? :eyes:

[Zomby Woof]

17. I want

Some cookies.

[NMDemDist2]

20. DRAT! I can't turn on the oven cuz APS is begging us to keep

out energy demands down

Tomorrow ok?

[Amaya]

4. ZW has always picked on me....

:P to the Zomby

[Zomby Woof]

6. nice tongue!

:D

[Amaya]

8. You know you love it

:P :P

[Bat Boy]

11. I, mkuhl (aka Bat Boy) hold no malice toward Zomby Woof.

Neither do I wish harm or evil to become of him.

I have never once considered it appropriate to say horrid and nasty things about him, in private or public.

Never once have I thought about what it would be like to tie him to a chair and give him a piece of my mind. I have never thought that I would use duct tape rather than rope, because it's quicker, and if you do it right you can really stick them to that chair. No fucking way. They aren't getting out of that. Never have, in my experience.

I, mkuhl (aka Bat Boy), have never shopped around for devices to use for a gag, 'cause you gotta put a lot of thought into that. You don't want anything that's going to suffocate him. No, don't want him to pass out. We wants him awake...don't we....yes...

Anyhow. Zomby's okay by me.

on edit: Good God! I put "Bay Boy" in the subject line! Makes me sound like a Key West Boy Toy.

[Zomby Woof]

22. goddammit

I should nominate this thread for the home page, just for the seamless introduction of duct tape into the mix.

[Bat Boy]

24. Thank you...

Thank you very much.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. But he likes it when he can piss you off!

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

15. only my enemies

My friends... (almost) never! :o

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. I hear ya

reach out...jerk a chain..

[Susang]

19. Naughty!

:evilgrin:

[proud patriot]

18. I am not mad at Zombywoof

:-)

[Zomby Woof]

21. oh ye of short memory!

Of which I am grateful. :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. Your cool with me :)

[SOteric]

25. I'm not mad at Zomby.

He's on my sweet list. :loveya:

[SarahB]

26. Why would I be mad at Zomby?

I want to jello wrestle his yak!

What? :shrug:

[northofdenali]

27. I have always loved Zomby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much did you say you were paying, ZW? Wasn't it $50? :P

:hug::loveya::hug:

[Zomby Woof]

29. ssshhh!!

Everyone else is getting $50!! Now they will ALL want a raise!

[UTUSN]

28. Well, That Would Be Me n/t

[shugah]

30. i am not now, nor have i ever been

mad at Zomby Woof. he is a special part of DU.

[Zomby Woof]

31. weeeeeeeeeeee!

I notice that hardly anyone in here hangs out in GD, where I am less.... popular. ;-) :loveya:

[VOX]

32. Zomby good. Mad bad. Me no mad at Zomby...

He's DU's unoffical trickster figure, lover of all things Yak, and a hellified activist.

I *can't* be mad at ZombyWoof -- ever!
:toast:

[Blue-Jay]

33. I don't *think* I'm mad at Zomby....

Should I be?

What did you get yourself into this time, young man?