How much of a dork are you?

[SarahB]

I am such a dork, this morning I inhaled toothpaste by mistake and spent 20 minutes coughing followed by an uncomfortable feeling in my throat for a good portion of the day. Not to mention as a kid, I was always the one that got hit in the face with the ball. Remember that kid? Klutz extraordinaire. Oh, I try to be insightful. I try to be wise. I try to truly be there for people I care about, but most of the the time, I'm left with an empty hollow feeling of appearing like this to the rest of the world.

What's the point? What's my point even? Who knows anymore?

[Amaya]

1. My dork friend!

Dork here :hi:

[SarahB]

11. Yeah, but you KNOW what a dork I am.

But hey...:loveya: for being there. :D

[Zomby Woof]

2. I am The DorkyWoof

:loveya:

[SarahB]

12. DorkyWoof

*snarf*
:loveya:

[Paragon]

3. 7 inches, on a good night

:silly:

[Amaya]

5. You wish

:P

[Paragon]

6. Uh...no.

Geez, I thought I was being modest.

[SarahB]

13. Not that kind of dork

:spank:

[RiffRandell]

4. Don't forget you partook in too much fermented grapejuice

at Matcom's. Hey, don't worry. Everyone can be a dork now and then, me included.

[SarahB]

9. Yes, and it snuck up on me.

Or I'm probably just a big lightweight wuss that shouldn't have more than one or two drinks (that sums it up probably).
I haven't felt like that for well over a dozen years and I frankly, hate it. I like to be in control completely.

[RiffRandell]

10. Don't worry--I'm the one who

was watching Noggin last week. But Noggin does rule!

[TXlib]

7. I am a huge dork.

Enormous.

[Amaya]

8. That's what they "all" say

:D

[SarahB]

15. It's ok....

But you're one of those super-brainy dorks. I'm just a quasi-brainy, blonde-with-the-boobs-klutz kind of dork. :dunce:

[Radical Activist]

17. what kind?

a brainy blonde with big boobs kind of dork? Oh my. That doesn't sound like such a bad thing to me. :D

I'm a political junkie dork. My brother is a bigger dork than I am, but I'm still pretty high on the dork scale.

[SarahB]

21. Yeah, that kind.

I scare away the men I like and attract ones I don't like (heck, I even marry the ones I wasn't sure if I liked because compared to some of the cretins I dealt with, he wasn't so bad).

[Paragon]

18. Hooray for boobies!

:bounce: :bounce:

[SarahB]

28. It's not about that.

Not what I wanted to get across anyway. While I like to look nice because it makes me feel better about myself, I'm not public domain either and in life, I've dealt with that kind of treatment at times which made me uncomfortable. Appreciating how a women looks is fine, but so is respect for her as a human.

[TXlib]

19. That's my kinda dork...

mmmm, blonde-with-boobs-dork...

[Pale Blue Dot]

14. I'm more of a wuss, myself.

And proud of it! :D

[SarahB]

16. I'm not a wuss.

I'm kind of fearless (not entirely, but for some things), but I'm scary (and still a dork).

[flamingyouth]

32. But in a good way

:D

[Taverner]

20. More geek than dork

But less nerd than geek

[SarahB]

22. Nah!

You're one of those super-cool types. :)

[Taverner]

24. But I can quote Monty Python

so I must be SOME kinda geek ;)

[SarahB]

26. You're a pseudo-geek.

Cool dude with a few geek-like tendencies. :)

[testing123]

23. I carry a sweater with me everywhere I go in case I get cold

Do I qualify for Dork?

[SarahB]

25. I do too!

I even keep a red cardigan in my car.

[Kali]

27. doofus here

hated PE - ALWAYS got hit in head with ball - hope its not cosmic and a meteor from some space sport is headed my way, good in math (at least till the great wall of university calculus) science etc, always last picked for teams, could barely ride a bike you know....

[amerikat]

29. avatar test .......dddrrreeeeeekkkkk

[LincolnMcGrath]

30. This kind

[mdmc]

31. well, we all are Democrats

and we care about things that are bigger than us.

Cool people don't care. Unless its cool to do so.

So I'm a dork. It makes me sad. But I'd rather care than be happy.



ps.. I like blondes with brains!

[mdmc]

33. or to put it another way... I'd rather be Kucinich than ArnOld

:hi: :hippie:

[mdmc]

34. or to put it another way... I'd rather be Kucinich than ArnOld

sure, I'd sleep with less Kennedys. But in the long run, I'd be happier.

[Blackaxe]

35. I once voted Libertarian. Does that count?

:)