Who would you rather bar-b-que with? Edwards or Cheney?

[Rowdyboy]

Please DU this sumbitch (its MTV and Edwards leads with 61% right now, but the Freeps have it posted


http://www.mtv.com/chooseorlose/

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Done

Freepers are just counting on Crashcart keeling over so they can stuff an apple in his mouth and have a luau.

[TA]

2. Done

Edwards leads with 60%.

[Katherine2]

3. Just voted

If I went to a barbecue with Dick Cheney, I'd be afraid he'd eat my arm.

It's now 60/40 Edwards, so the freeps must be busy.

[Rowdyboy]

10. LOL! You gave me a wonderful visual of Dick "Go Cheney Yourself"

gnawing on a forearm with blood spilling down the front of his starched white shirt. Something straight out of Night of the Living Dead.

[testing123]

4. It's being freeped

:kick:

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. Till I clicked on the link I thought you meant.......

....who would I like to use as fuel in my barbecue. Obviously it's Cheney provided I could get him lit and he wouldn't stink up my food.

[Syrinx]

6. damn, could that page be any less dialup friendly?

No, it could not.

[kwolf68]

7. IN

60-39 Human

[cliss]

8. Cheney. Definitely Cheney.

I'd get him a big huge plate of pork ribs and make sure he ate every one. Next, I'd get him some beers and distract him so he wouldn't keep track of how many he had guzzled.

Next, lots of potato chips on the paper plate, and a baked potato. Baked beans, 3-bean salad. Let's not forget the dessert: cheesecake, apple pie with a big scoop of ice cream on top.

And next.......?

Watch Old Cheatin' Cheney tip over sideways. Another heart attack. Oops: sorry Dick.

[Rowdyboy]

11. I like your attitude! Proactive behavior is always best!

I just didn't look at it that way when I saw the poll.

I, personally, would still rather have Edwards. Get him tanked on beer (or martinis, I shake a mean martini) and take advantage of him.

[jobycom]

9. No vegetarian-friendly polls here, durnit

I barbeque tofu, I be happy.

[sasquatch]

12. Definetly Edwards

I don't think I could eat Iraqi baby carcasses like, Cheney prefers, no matter how you prepared them.

[No2W2004]

13. Cheney,

I'd get come charcoal, pour 2 cans of "charcoal starter" on it, ask Uncle crashcart if he'd mind lighting it with that nice lighter W gave him for Christmas, and hope he wouldn't notice me running like hell.

[chaska]

14. I voted Edwards, but honestly Cheney....

Here Mister vice president, have another artery clogging side of ribs. You know what they say, after your fourth heart attack you're home free. Chow down! good 'cue is worth the risk.

[Rowdyboy]

15. "How 'bout some deviled eggs with those ribs, Mr Cheney?...

"Another sausage?"

I just checked-the vote is Edwards 59%-Cheney 40%