If you had to pick a last meal ...

[11 Bravo]

For repeated and flagrant violations of the Patriot Act, all DUers are hereby sentenced to summary execution. So, what'll ya have?
Me: A dozen Cherrystone clams with clam broth and clarified butter, a one and a half pound Maine lobster (steamed, not boiled) with more butter, a petit filet mignon wrapped in bacon (medium-rare) with Pickapeppa steak sauce, and Silver Queen corn picked fresh that morning. I'll wash it down with a six-pack of ice-cold Miller Lite (I'm a hopelessly pedestrian beer drinker).

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Wow..I'll have what you're having

But hold the sauce and give me blue cheese on the steak instead and give me a bottle of some Chateau Margeaux

oh and add some fresh home grown tomato slices drizzled with virgin olive oil a dash of balsamic and flakes of peccorino romano

[NMDemDist2]

3. uhoh NSMAM new sig line huh?

ROFL :smoke:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. it just seemed germaine

[Bertha Venation]

18. well, I love it

and you rock.

[Misunderestimator]

21. I second that!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. thanks

objectifying is good, m'kay?

[King Of Paperboys]

2. Not to quibble on your pedestrian beer...

Why Lite? Are you worried about your weight, this late in the game?

Go For The High Life!

[PittPoliSci]

5. i would eat the original copy of the patriot act.

with ranch dressing and a 2 liter of coke.

[testing123]

6. Dinner at Ron of Japan or Shogun

Except this time I would want to go with someone that was in love with me.

I loved the show but it would have been fun to have gone with a date that loved me.

:cry:

[UrbScotty]

7. Pepperoni pizza (nt)

[fortyfeetunder]

8. I'll make it worth the end

A nice smoked salmon Caesar Salad
A pot of mustard and turnip greens
Whole wheat gingerbread spiked with dates and prunes, served with lemon curd
A big pot of coffee with cream


I will probably be so upset after eating this dinner, this deadly combination will exit my remains at the execution scene. How much torture can they do to a dead person?

[Massacure]

9. Can I get the lethal injection?

If I can I'd be sure to order the antidotes for the drugs. :P

[MissMillie]

10. Everything

seriously.... a bite of everything.

veal marsala, lobster, tacos, roast turkey, prime rib, stir fry, pizza, magoes, beer, margaritas, shepherd's pie, salmon, strawberry shortcake, chocolate cake, clam chowdah, mango.......

[keithyboy]

11. 12 fresh caught spots, silver queen corn, cornbread with cheese & peppers

coffee, putterpecan, and strawberry ice cream with whipped cream, wet walnuts and hot fudge. A nice glass of iced distilled water. (Oh, yeah, the spot would be fried to perfection with Washington seafood breading!)

[Bertha Venation]

15. What are spots?

Fish, I guess, but I don't mind revealing my ignorance: what kind of fish? And what are wet walnuts? Thank you :)

[keithyboy]

30. Spots are the sweetest fish you ever tasted. Chesapeake...VA, MD

They are somewhat like croakers, only sweeter and softer flesh.

[Bertha Venation]

46. hmm... I don't fish. Do fishmongers sell 'em?

[jocal]

12. All-you-can-eat grill-cheese sandwiches

I've always wondered how many I could put away, but haven't pushed it too far because I don't want to get turned-off from them. (That happened with tequila a few years ago... still can't touch the stuff). :puke:

If it my last meal, what do I have to lose?

[Bertha Venation]

13. my Grandma's fried chicken, my MIL's pinto beans & banana pudding, straw-

berries, linguine fini bolognese, some black olives, and about a gallon of Coca-fucking-Cola.

Oops: forgot the Breyer's chocolate ice cream with fresh peaches.

That oughta do it. After that meal, they won't have to execute me. :)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. A Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper

I answered this before. Someone replied "make it two, to play it safe." :evilgrin:

[King Of Paperboys]

16. Just a bottle of Champagne, please.

Chateau Picard, vintage 2251.
I'll wait. I'm a patient man.

[testing123]

19. What no Korbel?

:evilgrin:

[King Of Paperboys]

22. Just a little Trekker joke, there.

Very little, apparently. :evilgrin:

[testing123]

28. Got it

Sorry!

[DS1]

17. Beans, nothing but beans, the most gassy beans known to man

so 4 hours later, my body bag inflates with enough methane to lift me up into the sky, while my loved ones sing "Let the Eagle Soar" - like it's never soared beforororororororororo - and then as the sun finally weakens the bag enough, I plummet down headfirst into the WhiteHouse front lawn, buried up to my waist.

[curse10]

49. LMAO

you made my day

[Misunderestimator]

20. A huge PIZZA with blackened chicken, olives, and jalapenos...

from my favorite pizza joint in NYC. If it hadn't been years since I've had a really good pizza, I would have chosen something Thai.

And plenty of GUINNESS!!

[Deja Q]

23. 50 pounds of rich bavarian chocolate with whipped cream... and for dessert

I'd have Mr. Universe. O8)

[eaprez]

24. Cheese Cake, Chocolate & Pizza....

...my three favorite food groups.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

25. During a last meal I guarentee I could eat more than usual

So I would have mac and cheese with steak (which I swear to this day is the BEST food combo ever) as an entree with a few asian lettuce wraps on the side and then go to claim jumper and have an ice cream sandwhich (if you were take a regular ice cream sandwhich, multiply its size and contents by 4 or 5 times, then drenched it in hot fudge and whipped cream you would have the claim jumper ice cream sandwhich.)

[TA]

26. Ya Sure - Make mine Pickled Herring

Ya Sure - Make mine Pickled Herring, Gouda cheese, crackers and Aquavit. The perfect meal.

[Bertha Venation]

29. I just finished a book about the world history of salt.

No kidding. And at least two chapters were devoted to the tale of pickled herring. I even learned where the term "red herring" came from: apparently, a well-cured herring turns deep pink or red. Unscrupulous picklers would add red paint or dye to their barrels to make the fish appear well-cured.

So. Maybe one day I'll have to try pickled herring.

[11 Bravo]

42. That's what I love about this place!

It is always a learning experience.

[DuckFan4ever]

27. Corned beef and cabbage.

With King Crab legs and a carona.

[amazona]

31. my illusions were shattered...

...a couple years ago when I learned it is just a myth that you can order "whatever you like" for your last meal. Apparently a prisoner sued because he wanted a lobster and champagne. Neither the alcohol nor the lobster were allowed, it sounded like they were going to order him a cheeseburger. They said that the other death row prisoners had always ordered things like ribs, cheeseburger, prime rib, etc. so they had never dealt with a real gourmand before. Can't recall where I read this though? Anyone else hear this?

[King Of Paperboys]

33. I'll bet it was Snopes.

I seem to remember reading that they get their request IF it is something normally prepared at the detention facility. Nothing extravagant. I'll try to find a link.

[Solly Mack]

32. Fried chicken, lima beans (bite me; I like them and NOT green ones)

corn bread, turnip greens w/ mustard(greens), fried green tomatoes, potato salad, fresh cut cucumbers & tomatoes and iced tea. Fresh onion, chow-chow, and durkees on the side.

No dessert. Never cottoned to sweets after a meal.

[Cuban_Liberal]

34. Hmmm....

A dozen fresh oysters with Tabasco sauce and lemon juice, some lobster bisque, Maryland crab cakes, a bacon-wrapped Black Angus filet, asparagus vinagrette, a twice-baked potato with extra sour cream, creme brulee and Cuban coffee for dessert.

:)

[Dr Fate]

36. Simple- a rare to medium rare Cheeseburger...

...make it thick- with mayo, cheddar or blue cheese. Steak-Fries, and a homeade chocolate milkshake.

[HEyHEY]

37. Bottle of Irish Whiskey

And some well-made pesto

[Bonhomme Richard]

38. Easy. Lobster and Drawn Butter.........

Just love it.

[Unperson 309]

39. Last Meal? Why yes! I'll Have George Bush's Heart, Sauteed, Wrapped In

strips of Dick Cheney's liver, medium rare, sliced thin, the whole covered in a creamy sauce and served in a bowl made of John Ashcroft's skull.

Oh, and the obligatory fava beans and a light Chianti!

Have it delivered to my cell.

309

[hrhdeb]

40. blackened crab cakes

over grilled portobello mushrooms, fried green tomatoes, garlic mashed potatos, bananas foster and a big bottle of champagne.

deb

http://www.votewhileyoustillcan.com

[achtung_circus]

41. I get this meal occasionally

A warm August evening

T-bone steak, just a little less than medium
Boiled new potatoes
Corn on the cob
Sliced tomatoes, just off the vine and out of the sun

Fresh made lemonade

Cherry cheescake
Twinnings Orange Pekoe tea, with just a splash of milk

Ray Charles in the background

A blanket waiting in the shade

[marigold20]

43. Fried chicken, corn on the cob

with lots of butter & salt, my Mom's weird green Jello dish, from scratch rolls (more butter), ripe peaches with cream, and for dessert strawberry shortcake (homemade shortcakes) with real whipped cream. Drink would be Leinie's Honey Weiss.

[jdonaldball]

44. Fried Seventeen-Year Locusts

if last year was a year of Seventeen Year Locusts.
That would give me enough time to live through 16 years of Kerry and Edwards and get a Presidential Pardon.

[NashVegas]

45. Mom's Spaghetti & Meatballs

I love the gourmet stuff, but if I had to go like that I want some comfort food.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

47. Almost exactly what you're having, but

I'll pass on the steak sauce, and make mine rare. Add a couple of MD backfin crab cakes, (on edit: ooo...and fresh asparagus!)and replace the brew with a bottle of Cantillon Gueuze.

Warm pecan pie for dessert, with a scoop of Breyer's vanilla, and good coffee. :9

[curse10]

48. A bottle of merlot, a bunch of cheeses, crackers,

and double serving of creme brulee

oh, and some rotkohl and sauerkraut

[LincolnMcGrath]

50. Last Meal?

Brunette :evilgrin:

No ........Red Head :evilgrin:

Is a smorgasbord appropriate in this situation?

[jdonaldball]

51. Brunette, more specifically

Brunette: Juliet Binoche
Redhead: Any Irish girl with long legs
But I want them to eat me first.

[The Flaming Red Head]

52. deer meat sauce picante over rice

deer meat sauce picante cooked in a great big kettle and stirred with a boat paddle served over rice, french bread, and ice cold beer.

[sus]

53. donuts. lots and lots of donuts.

[Commendatori]

54. German potato salad, red cabbage, and a case of Berliner Kindl (n/t)

[LynneSin]

55. ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT CRABS

And I can eat alot of them

:P