Do you have a dirty mind?

[Reciprocity]

Well yes.
http://www.avaruusmies.com/jokes/images/168.html

[ForrestGump]

1. Course not!

This dude does, though...

[SOteric]

6. You've had

yer brain washed, then...?

...jes wonderin'....

[HEyHEY]

2. Not so much anymore - I really miss it

[Cerridwen]

3. From the same site . . .

Life as an American
We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off.

We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour.

We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but mumble through half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner."

We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.

We tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild.

We whip any enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs.

We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.

We run from morning to night trying to keep our "earning power" up with our "yearning power."

We get upset we're spending over a billion dollars for education, but spend three billion dollars a year for cigarettes.

In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business.

We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car.

We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.

We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it.

[Reciprocity]

4. Also from the same site...

Need Money for Beer, Pot and Hooker

[rhino47]

8. Hey way to go on your 500th post Reciprocity

Id buy that guy a beer for his honesty alone

[LiberalTechie1337]

5. Definately yes

:evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

7. My mind lives on the curb... just above the gutter

[Radical Activist]

9. DIRTEE

always