Saturday Night Truth or Dare DULL Thread

[belladonna]

Margarita's are all on me... if ya know what I mean :evilgrin:

Who wants to play a little game of Truth or Dare? Hmmmmm? C'mon guys, don't be afraid... left my whip in the closet tonight, I swear O8)

[SarahB]

1. Truth

Go ahead, ask me anything?

P.S.
Is Teddy around? (who now has the status of being the hottest DUer who's actually in my time zone :7)

[belladonna]

3. Okay, you asked for it

You have your pick... any man on DU for a really hot uncomplicated one night stand. Nobody is married or attached in this equation, or for that matter, gay :D

Who do you pick? :evilgrin:

Answer quickly and I'll let Teddy up out of the basement to play soon...........

[SarahB]

20. Damn

The object of my desire has known for some time though, but I suppose since I'd want more than just a one night stand with him, it doesn't matter if I decide to keep that private.

Hmmm...if you're just talking "no strings", "hypothetical", and "not attached", I'd say Taverner or...... Teddy. I still say :wow: based on shallow reasons alone.

There's a couple others I could conceive of in that regard but I feel as though I'd be crossing a line if I said it.

[Teddy_Salad]

7. The hottest in your time zone, huh?

That is a pretty 'big' timezone, huh?

I sure hope so! :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

21. Not that big.

I'm in central Connecticut. :D

[Teddy_Salad]

25. Central Connecticut, huh?

That's like, ummm.....not too far from where I am. :evilgrin:

Married, huh?

Shame. :cry:

[SarahB]

28. For a bit longer officially anyway.

How's that for screwy? You are too though. :spank:

I know where you are. I peaked at your profile. :7

[Teddy_Salad]

30. Hey, quit spankin' me!

I'm not as much as I once was. :P

[SarahB]

31. In that case, you get her....

[Teddy_Salad]

38. Oh, yes please!

Can you tell her I've been a REALLY bad boy?

I hate to say it but I really should be disciplined......A LOT.

A real lot! :P

[sundog]

41. you break my heart, dear Teddy

she's all yours now -- one day you'll call me & I won't be there

[Teddy_Salad]

46. Hey, Sundog

I just called you and you weren't there.

Left for the monastery already? :P

[sundog]

47. not yet, I'm nursing a broken heart & drinking a

glass of wine :) I must get out all my sin before I purify

[SarahB]

54. I think I'm missing something here.

:shrug:

[Teddy_Salad]

57. Oh, you don't wanna know

It's like "Days of Our Bloody Lives".

DU's very own soap opera. :eyes:

Let's just say, Sundogs a little jealous. Poor thing. :P

[SarahB]

70. I understand.

All that's stopping us is me getting benefits and us figuring out exactly what we are going to do about the house. Sucks around here too. :(

[sundog]

59. teddy & I recently filed for divorce

dull drama -- no onto that dare you gave me

[SarahB]

73. You need one of these then.

:hug: or even a :grouphug:

It's rough. I know. :(

[sundog]

78. thank *sniff* you *sniff*

:cry: :hug:

[SarahB]

42. How bad have you been?

Does it have to do with "not as much as you once were"?

:spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin: :spank: :evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

45. Actually no

But now that I am "not as much as I once were"....keep spankin' me!

And when you've finished.....spank me some more!! :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

This dude's the EXTRA-naughty spanky guy.

This is me:

[Teddy_Salad]

51. Ooohhhhh

I like extra naughty spankings!

Especially as I'm such a bad, bad boy.
I deserve nothing less! :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

65. Watch out.

You have been forwarned. :7

[sundog]

69. ok, I did the dare

even down to the horrid ASK ME ANYTHING part

[SarahB]

76. brave man!

:yourock:

[Teddy_Salad]

71. Oh look!

It's Dominatrix Teddy!!

I've always dreamt of being soooooo bad as to have Dominatrix Teddy pay me a visit.

Ooohhhhhh....this could be fun!

[SarahB]

75. No, it's .....

Dominatrix Teddy_Salad! :P

[Teddy_Salad]

80. Hey! I like that!

I've finally found my calling in life!

[sundog]

15. Sarah-- Truth

I liked your earlier post...

Do you feel like you want to be experiencing life more fully?

[SarahB]

22. definitely

I'm getting there or will be there soon.

[sundog]

26. yeah I get that way too sometimes...

like I'm holding back from the full experience of it all...

But one thing you mentioned about expressing emotions... I also have learned to IMpress emotions-- in other words, experience each emotion emotions to the MAX, whatever it may be at any given time.. that way you know your own mind better & also expand your personal experience -- is that makes any sense...

[sundog]

2. I have nothing to say.

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[Teddy_Salad]

4. Go to below link for my reply, Sundog

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1384499#1384658

:evilgrin:

[belladonna]

6. And you have a very interesting way of saying it

Cat got your tongue? Or another DU'er who shall remain nameless? Hmmmmm?????

[sundog]

9. what's this "in the closet" stuff

nothing should go there.. .must stop now

[Radical Activist]

5. Should I stay or should I go?

This is probably a bad idea but maybe I'll stick around for this. Too bad about the whip though.

[belladonna]

10. Oh, stay awhile and play

Truth or dare? Be a brave boy and choose :P

[Radical Activist]

14. Truth

try me

[Teddy_Salad]

13. No whip, that's true.....

....but she stills here in all her glory!

[Radical Activist]

16. That's the best pic yet!

LOL

[sundog]

17. ROTFL!!!!!!

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[belladonna]

19. Okay, you're out of the basement

Time for a change of the guard........

[Teddy_Salad]

23. Nup. I refuse to budge.

I've grown to quite like it down here.

If I left, I'd definitely miss the.....ummmmmmm.....'damp' down here.

Sorry, you're going to have to have me forcibly removed! :P

[KDLarsen]

8. Hit me..

.. it's 5 AM overhere, and I'm in the middle of a caffeine overdose.

Truth!

[sundog]

11. I finally got my AIM to work

who has aim here -- I want to see if it works

[belladonna]

12. I do

Pm me your AIM sn... I promise I'll be good :D

[sundog]

18. I don't know how it works

I'm clueless

[SarahB]

24. Now that I was so honest- Dare!

Come on.

[sundog]

27. I need a dare

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[SarahB]

29. I dare you to....

Post one of those lame (I did it once too) "I'm almost at 1000 posts, ask me anything posts." :D

[sundog]

32. ohhhhh lord

how dare you

I really didn't want to seem lame when I got to 1000... now my non-existent reputation will be ruined

Ok, let me see what number I'm at & I'll do it

[sundog]

33. Ok say something to help me get to 1000 posts

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[SarahB]

35. chicken

I suppose I didn't actually say "start a thread" though, did I? :D

[sundog]

37. no, but I have to start it at like 998 or something

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[Taverner]

34. OK...truth

[sundog]

43. hmmmmmmm....

who is your secret crush on DU?

[Taverner]

56. Can't say

But here's a hint - there's a vowel in her name

[sundog]

60. you CHEATED!

didn't gho thru with it dammit :)

[Taverner]

63. Well hey I'm a married

Don't really want to join the Bobbit club...

[sundog]

74. ahhhhhhhh

ic

[Lisa0825]

36. Can I play even if I don't know what these DULL threads mean???? :-)

[sundog]

39. of course DULL means

Democratic Underground Lounge Losers

threadkillers, unpopular lounge people, we all congregate here

[Lisa0825]

50. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (in my best Edith Bunker voice)

OK..... I'll pick truth:-)

[sundog]

52. truth

what was your worst day on DU & why?

[Lisa0825]

58. I was still pretty much a newbie, and *gasp* a Dean supporter....

but there was this other Dean supporter who I thought was being obnoxious... so I posted a couple replies about him making us look bad, etc.... so the first time I EVER got a PM from another DUer, it was to chastise me for being critical of another DUer, and *gasp* accuse me of being a "Clark Operative."

It's so funny to me now, but I was quite verklempt at the time!LOL!

[sundog]

62. aahhhhhhhhh

lol -- best advice is not to say too much in GD -- it can occasionally get frightening

[Teddy_Salad]

66. Verklempt, huh?

I've often been ferklempt but never verklempt.

Nice word! You get 10 points for that.

[Lisa0825]

72. Hey, I got the word from SNL... never looked up the spelling:-)

[Teddy_Salad]

77. No...you got it right

But it can also be spelt with an 'F' too.

No, you got the spelling spot on. Keep ya ten points.

[Lisa0825]

79. I like you're little 'whoohoo' guy! He's mighty cute!

I think he should be added to the DU smiley table!

[Teddy_Salad]

81. I think so too.

I love that little guy!

[Beware the Beast Man]

64. Can I answer this one??

Well, I'm going to anyway. I had two threads locked yesterday. As you know, there was a bit of controversy around some allegedly sexist threads. I posted a thread asking what you find least physically attractive in a person. I guess it was ill-timed, because I got flamed pretty hard by someone. When I tried to plea my case that the thread was tongue-in-cheek and applied to persons of ALL genders, it didn't matter, because this particualr person just had a flame agenda anyway. So I asked the mods to lock it. The 2nd thread simply stated "So I like the female for, sue me." That one lasted about 3 posts! So there, I am an evil, sexist, macho, woman hater! :evilgrin:

EDIT- spelling

[Lisa0825]

83. For the record.... I see nothing wrong with appreciating the female form..

and in fact, I very much like my form bein' appreciated!

I thought the whole sexism thing was mostly silly... a few posts were annoying, but most were just normal reactions to pictures of an attractive PERSON. Newsflash!!! I like the male form and often objectify men myself!!!

[sundog]

86. yeah, I noticed the controversy

I got locked once when I first go here, which I guess was understandable, since I was too new for anyone to know where I was coming from...but I still felt like shit for a few days

[Teddy_Salad]

89. I get so tired of people over reacting to such things

You'd think they'd have more important things to worry about, huh?

Just ridiculous

[Teddy_Salad]

40. Sure you can play.

I'm the DULLest one here so you can truth or dare me if ya like?

:smoke:

[Lisa0825]

68. Hmmmm..... Ok... truth or dare?

[Beware the Beast Man]

44. Truth

NT

[Teddy_Salad]

48. OK

Who's your favorite DUer with the last name of "Salad"? :silly:

[Beware the Beast Man]

55. Beware the Beast Salad

I'm I the only one that knows your handle is a Monty Python reference?

[Teddy_Salad]

61. No, I do too :)

But besides you and me, everyone else is in the dark.

Let's keep it that way, huh?

I don't want my cover blown. ;)

[Droopy]

49. Truth

I'm eight beers to the good. Ask me anything!

[Teddy_Salad]

53. OK...

After you've had eight or more beers, do you get all "droopy"?

(Dunno why I'd ask THAT question but anyways) :P

[Droopy]

67. Yes

I tend to droop more than I usually do when I've had that many beers, but it's a happy droop.

[sundog]

82. Belladonna disappeared

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[Radical Activist]

84. I know, and no one asked me a question

after my truth when she left. :p

[sundog]

88. did you want a truth?

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[Radical Activist]

90. Yep. Truth

[sundog]

95. ok

Are you single -- if so, for how long & why...

[Radical Activist]

102. umm...

sure you could say I'm single in that no one would claim to be my girlfriend. I've never been married and haven't been in a serious relationship since last November when I moved to a new city. I'm very independent, cautious, picky, and the woman I'm dating right now seems to want to keep things very casual. I'm not good at that so maybe someone new will come along. Lately people have described me as a bachelor. :shrug:

[sundog]

103. very good, thank you

..

[texas1928]

85. Dare

I dare you to dare me.

[texas1928]

111. hey texas how are you tonight?

you doing good?

[texas1928]

112. Doing okay

Just sitting here drinking, and playing games.

[texas1928]

114. really what games you playing?

I have been looking for a good game site.

[texas1928]

117. Well this is a really cool site

it has lots of games to choose from.

http://www.2flashgames.com/

[sundog]

121. texas

:spank:

[texas1928]

122. you are just jealous......

the voices only talk to me.

[sundog]

124. oh, how can i be jealous?

they talk to me too.. now :spank:

[texas1928]

125. Mine say

Take over the world, start a dominion of Texas1928, and wipe out all who oppose you.

[sundog]

126. hmmm mine say...

:smoke:

[texas1928]

128. Mine say

also everyone must drink sweet tea and eat fig newtons.

[sundog]

129. no prob...

figs r cool

[texas1928]

131. You must obey

the Texas1928 and follow all his orders to the law. now eat your fig newtons while standing on your head.

[texas1928]

123. That is a really cool site

I like that you can choose from shooters to puzzles. Very cool.
what other sites do you have to play games on?

[texas1928]

127. Well here are a few more.

www.miniclip.com

www.shockwave.com

www.addictinggames.com

www.flashradium.com

www.candystand.com

[Eye and Monkey]

115. hope ya are...

Truth

[texas1928]

120. Truth is it

on what plain of existence do you live on?

[Eye and Monkey]

130. There's nothing much "plain" about this plane.

[texas1928]

132. Hey I said I was drinking what do you want

an English class?

[Misunderestimator]

87. Hey... how'd this Truth or Dare thread turn into an S&M thread?

just asking... :D

[SarahB]

91. apparently

A bunch of screwy, oversexed, underlaid people at the end stages of their marriages do weird things.

Am I right, folks?

[sundog]

92. lol :)

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[Misunderestimator]

93. Well, count me in then....

after all... it would have been a marriage. All of a sudden I'm relieved that I can't get married. We still have the house to settle though.

[sundog]

96. uh-oh... you won't be on the street will you?

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[Misunderestimator]

97. Oh god no... we're evenly invested in this....

Fortunately it's a rather amicable separation. But, thanks for the concern... :)

[sundog]

100. good :)

you're fortunate in a way... I mean, I know what a bad ending feels like -- and it ain't pretty

[Misunderestimator]

101. This was one of the easiest ones...

so I can't complain... and I know what a bad one feels like too. Hope I never have another one.

[Teddy_Salad]

98. Oh yeah! You got that right, alright

Especially on the "oversexed" and "underlaid" part!

[Radical Activist]

94. Oddly that seems to happen a lot with threads involving

Belladonna and Teddy_Salad. I'm not sure why. Strange coincidence. :tinfoilhat:

[Teddy_Salad]

99. Hey! How dare you.....

....state the obvious! :P :evilgrin:

[slinkerwink]

104. Truth!

[Taverner]

107. Whats the worst thing you;ve ever done?

[Mikimouse]

105. As an official member of the 'thread killers' club...

I am afraid to ask if I may join the fun here, but it is late and I am unfortunately awake and alert. May I, huh, may I, Please!!??

[Teddy_Salad]

106. Oh come on!

You're the biggest thread killer in DU history!

Stop the innocent act, ok?

Or we'll have to get Belladonna to discipline ya! :P :evilgrin:

[Mikimouse]

109. Over 2000 kills to my credit so far...

I'm running out of room on the Tempo to place new 'kill' decals. Yeah, like Belladonna scares me, Pwhahaha! Bring it on. Love the little statuette though, and the big spanky smiley. :hippie:

[sundog]

108. Ask Teddy about the "initiation" before you decide....

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[Mikimouse]

110. As long as it doesn't involve Lyndie England, I think I'll survive...

Now THERE's and idea for a dominatrix!

[Teddy_Salad]

113. Oh geez, Lynndie would put the fear of god into me!

No, our inititation isn't that scary.

All it involves is a wild Wildebeest, handcuffs, chains, whips and A LOT of lube.

Think you could handle that? :shrug:

[Mikimouse]

116. Better a Wildebeest...

than a Lindebeast! As an old friend of mine used to say "Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!"

Now, where's that Eskimo woman I have to wrestle?:evilgrin:

[St. Jarvitude]

118. Truth me up, Scotty (n/t)

[sundog]

119. Truth --

what's up with you homepage?