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The name of the movie playing on Lifetime right now.
Seriously.
How hilarious is this channel??
I know we've done this before, but let's make up some more titles for Lifetime movie of the hour.
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Sun Jul-11-04 12:44 PM
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1. "He Woke up President" |
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Sun Jul-11-04 12:46 PM
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2. "She Woke Up Cheney and He was Fucking Pissed" |
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Sun Jul-11-04 12:46 PM
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3. He Woke Up Having Successfully Inseminated His Wife |
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The Other Side of the story. :D
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Sun Jul-11-04 01:01 PM
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8. He Woke Up W/ Gonorrhea |
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the other, other side of the story!
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Sun Jul-11-04 01:05 PM
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9. Mother, It Burns When I Pee |
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Sun Jul-11-04 12:51 PM
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4. It Woke Up A Fully Sentient Fetus |
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Sun Jul-11-04 12:55 PM
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Tell Cheney to go F___ Himself?"
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Sun Jul-11-04 12:56 PM
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6. "She Slept With a Traitor : |
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The Story of Laura "Pickles" Bush"
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Sun Jul-11-04 06:22 PM
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40. She Slept In A Trailer |
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The Story of Laura "Pickles" Bush (part 2 - after the white house and her drunken husband beats the crap out of her, and the kids are all in jail, and..........)
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Sun Jul-11-04 06:47 PM
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41. She Loved Valium Too Much |
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one woman's story of why she married into the Bush Family.
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Sun Jul-11-04 12:58 PM
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7. Mother, May I Wake Up Danger? He's Snoring. |
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Sun Jul-11-04 01:11 PM
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10. My Daughter Woke Up Danger |
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And Now He's Commander-In-Chief
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Sun Jul-11-04 01:12 PM
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11. Not Without My Blow: The True Story of a White House Chimp |
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Sun Jul-11-04 01:15 PM
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12. 'He Woke Up Pregnant' |
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13. He Woke Up Pregnant and Now He's the Governor of California |
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Sun Jul-11-04 01:20 PM
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15. He Woke Up Pregnant And Was Forced To Have An Abortion |
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Because The Christian Right Wing Government Found It Unnatural and Wrong
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And did not know to do with it.
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Sun Jul-11-04 02:32 PM
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I had been thinking "She Woke Up With a Penis" but that might have been considered inflammatory. :D
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27. She Woke Up WITH A Man |
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And Did Not Know What To Do With It!
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16. Not Without My Golf Clubs: The True Story of a Man-Boy with Drive |
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Sun Jul-11-04 01:46 PM
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17. Clubbed at Sunset; Buried at Dawn |
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Sun Jul-11-04 01:48 PM
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18. Not without my Schnauz.....oops! |
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Hey! git offa my leg....Barney!....GIT OFFA MY LEG!!!
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Sun Jul-11-04 01:53 PM
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19. Mother, May I Sleep With Barney? |
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Sun Jul-11-04 02:31 PM
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20. You probably won't believe this |
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but my wife & I saw the title and had to watch the whole damn thing! Stupid Lifetime movies!!!
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:17 PM
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91. I pity you... I really do. |
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Sun Jul-11-04 02:39 PM
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22. When Danger Knocks, Don't Answer! |
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23. When Danger Knocks, Don't Fall for That "Candygram" Line |
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:05 PM
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86. That's from "The Land Shark" series. |
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Chilling, just chilling! :scared:
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Sun Jul-11-04 03:09 PM
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25. Not Without My Strippers |
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Sun Jul-11-04 03:34 PM
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26. How about a sequel: "They Woke Up Pregnant"? |
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Sun Jul-11-04 05:00 PM
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28. She Woke Up Indignant |
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Sun Jul-11-04 05:02 PM
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A True Story of Life in the Bush Economy
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Sun Jul-11-04 05:07 PM
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Edited on Sun Jul-11-04 05:09 PM by Snoggera
just like that Groundhog Day thing!
:)
but the second time, she was both indignant and indigent and intertwined with a pregnant partner who was pissed.
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Sun Jul-11-04 05:11 PM
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Ever, Ever Again... :cry: :cry:
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Sun Jul-11-04 05:12 PM
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32. But the happy ending is |
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she never woke up because She Never Went To Sleep Again!
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Sun Jul-11-04 05:17 PM
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But damnit, you weren't supposed to give it away!! :grr:
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Sun Jul-11-04 05:16 PM
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...A hypothetical love story about a woman who brings Elvis back from the dead and gives him plastic surgery so he'll never be recognized again.
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Sun Jul-11-04 05:20 PM
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35. She Woke Up Pretzel-ly |
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With a strong desire to choke the life out of someone!
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I hate those fucking lifetime movies. how many different stories about rape can they make?
she said no she screamed no she yelled no she mumbled no she meekly said yes, then when he wasn't listening said no under her breath she said yes, but she really meant no her lips said yes but her eyes said no she said no, part 2: capitalizing on a woman's anguish she said no, part 3: we ran out of plots
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Sun Jul-11-04 05:42 PM
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37. Don't scare me like that. |
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It's my life story. (Not to mention I've ovulating today, so back away....back away fast.) :D
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Sun Jul-11-04 06:17 PM
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38. I never watch the victim channel |
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Sun Jul-11-04 06:20 PM
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The true Incest love story of George and Jeb Bush!
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Sun Jul-11-04 06:59 PM
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43. Married at Sunrise, Dead by Dusk |
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The story of a former milk-carton runaway who after finally reuniting with her mother who recently completed 10 years in the state pen for attempted murder of the the man suspected of kidnapping her daughter meets the brother of the son of the man whose love was spurned 20 years ago whose one goal in life was to love the daughter of the woman who broke his father's heart and then kill her.
I think there might be some spousal abuse in there I missed. But it's a complicated plot.
Oh yeah, and the mom of the dead daughter finally finds closure in the arms of the ex-police officer kicked off the force for an addiction to the bottle caused by the loss of his daughter to a knife-wielding drug addict who sobers up to solve the case.
Hows that?
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Sun Jul-11-04 07:00 PM
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44. Please post the TV guide summary for this movie |
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I'd love to hear it! It's not showing on the Lifetime channel in my area. Sounds like a hoot...
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Sun Jul-11-04 07:01 PM
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45. She went to 29 Pharmacies |
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her attempts to get a pharmacist to give her the morning after pill turned out to be an all day ordeal. Check back in a few months for the sequel:
She's Pissed and Pregnant.
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46. Excellent, Snoggera . n/t |
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Mother, Can I sleep With Cheney?
The Babysitter Who Lives Next Door... on Mockingbird Lane In The Red and White House.
My Stepson, My Lover, My Husband, My Milkman.
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Sun Jul-11-04 07:08 PM
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48. She woke up a FReeper......................... |
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and began her day with a crushing bout of self-loathing.
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Sun Jul-11-04 07:10 PM
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50. "men are pigs, women are soft and smell good" |
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my g/f watched the late night 'girl porn' on lifetime. the resulting mood is the only thing worthywhile about that channel.
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Trust me my EX-Girlfriend...Lifetime and LMN is all she watched. I know them all: "The Return of Alex Kelly" "She Said No" "Her Best Friend's Husband". It's all quite depressing trust me.
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54. Ashley Has Two Mommies, Two Daddies, And A Close Personal Friend |
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56. Pale Terror: They Wore White After Labor Day |
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55. "she woke up to go to the bathroom..." |
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"...but her husband used the last of the TP"
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59. and he left the SEAT up! |
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57. Gone In Seven Days: The Monistat Diaries |
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58. Men who like to beat women, and the women who set them on fire. |
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61. New "How-to" show: How to find the next man who will abuse you. |
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Sun Jul-11-04 07:17 PM
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62. Smegma Tragedy: We're ALL Victims Now |
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63. Semi-Dirty Dancing: Lambada In The Heartland |
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64. Your new boyfriend is a potential rapist! They ALL are! |
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65. Stories of Desperation |
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"When He Didn't Come Home...On Time."
The agonizing story of a wife who doesn't know why her husband came home 15 minutes late from work!
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66. My Sister saw through His Disguise and I wouldn't Believe Her until |
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67. 48 hours of Golden Girls and Designing Women: Estrogen SMACKDOWN! |
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68. Let's just break up now, and make this a 30-minute movie instead. |
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69. My Kid Went Apeshit: Terror in America's Mall |
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70. Not Without My Crack Whore!! |
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71. Not Without My Manolo's: One Woman's struggle against cheap shoes. |
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Sun Jul-11-04 07:29 PM
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72. Rickshaw Rage: A Journey of Terror |
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starring Nancy McKeon and Pat Morita as "Wong"
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Sun Jul-11-04 07:32 PM
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73. My Husband's Secret Life... |
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The story of a woman who finds out that her husband is a closet Republican!
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Sun Jul-11-04 07:33 PM
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74. You call that a DIAMOND?! (Your guide to not marrying a cheapskate.) |
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75. Over or Under: Toilet Paper Tragedy |
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Sun Jul-11-04 07:35 PM
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But Danger raped her and she woke up pregnant.
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77. But I'm a Virgin: The Story of Mary |
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78. When A Stranger Calls To Say, "Danger!" |
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79. Mother May I Speed-Dial Danger?? |
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81. Danger's Roommate Called to Say Danger Would be Stopping By later to |
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82. I never saw it coming: a story about dating an ex-con |
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84. I never saw it coming: a story about dating an ex-condom salesman |
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83. Stories Of Desperation Continued |
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"I Slept With Danger, But Will He Call?"
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85. I Love a Parade: the Last Days of Jesus |
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121. I think that might be more suitable for THE HISTORY CHANNEL. |
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:-) Better still, EWTN, the Catholic Channel. Or maybe the PAX Network.
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87. Danger Behind the Wheel - The Laura Welch Story |
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88. Chief Justice Rehnquist's Carousel of Justice |
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89. the Days and Nights of Ed McMahon |
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90. Sounds like the immaculate conception |
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92. Haitian Honeymoon With Danger |
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93. When Danger looks like Brad Pitt. |
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94. "Women are from Venus, Men are from Hell" |
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145. Men are from Mars, Women are from Vegas |
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95. Don't Marry That Man! |
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102. My Dignity, My Foreskin |
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96. Ignore Me For An Hour, Scar Me For Life |
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99. She Shot the Sheriff...And Had Sex With The Deputy |
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Starring JoBeth Williams and A. Martinez.
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100. He said my ass looked fat in these jeans! |
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101. " At the Height of Their Mediocrity - The George and Pickles Story" |
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A yawner of a fairy tale of the rise to the presidency of the "Being There" president, and his Stepford wife.
Reviews -
"Exceedingly grand in it's banality. - Joseph Schmoe, Ottumwa Register
"Remarkably entrenched in the middle of the bell curve - Larry (No last name or publication given.)
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103. Sweetheart Of The Prison Rodeo |
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104. What's The Number for 911? (When Danger doesn't take no for an answer!) |
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105. Mother, It's Been a Half Hour. Can Danger and I go Swimming Now? |
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106. You Say Tomato; I Say Date Rape |
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107. When She Lets Her Hair Hang Down: The Ruth Bader Ginsburg Story |
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108. Sandra Day O'Connor: After the Laughter |
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109. Not Without Your Daughter: The Woody Allen Story |
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110. He Touched Me There: Fat Tony Goes Hunting for "Duck" |
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:48 PM
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111. My Sister Is My Mother |
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:51 PM
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112. "Danger" and the sequels: |
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In Harm's Way
Watch Out!
For God's Sake, You Moron, Get Out of the Way
Go Ahead, Get Yourself Killed, See if I Care
That's It, You Bastard, I'm Killing You Myself
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:52 PM
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113. She woke up with a toasteroven next to her |
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Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 12:53 PM by LynneSin
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:30 PM
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burritos and gardenburgers in those things, you know. :evilgrin:
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:53 PM
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114. Don: Portrait of a Middle-Aged Runaway |
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:55 PM
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115. When Harvery Danger Is On Stage Is Any Woman Safe? |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:01 PM
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116. Danger Takes A Holiday With Death, And Drives Up To |
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Mackinaw For The Weekend, Does Some Boating, And Has A Salmon Dinner That's Really Quite Good For The Price.
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:03 PM
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117. Life after the batteries die: A woman's struggle to survive... |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:03 PM
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118. Why does Mr. Perfect show up AFTER I join the Nunnery? |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:04 PM
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119. Caller ID: The Best Defence Against Danger |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:04 PM
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120. Hic: The Jenna Bush Story |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:07 PM
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122. The Beer Hunter: Happy Hour In The Heartland |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:08 PM
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123. Sure he's an ex-con, but isn't he CUTE?! |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:09 PM
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124. Can You Hear The Laughter? The Jeering, Derisive Laughter?: |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:11 PM
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125. A Practical Guide To The Restraining Order: When Danger Gets Too Close! |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:13 PM
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126. I Photocopied Danger's ID |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:16 PM
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128. I Paid A Private Eye To Do A Background Check On Danger |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:16 PM
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129. I Went Out With Danger Despite What The PI Found Out. |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:20 PM
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131. My Sister Sleeps With Danger, I Sleep With Indifference. |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:21 PM
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132. Danger Hit On My Sister At The Restaurant |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:22 PM
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133. BWAHAHA! put that in "something about other DUers that we don't know." |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:15 PM
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127. Bourbon In My Mug, Shame At My Table: The Charlie Rose Story |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:18 PM
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130. The Love That Won't Shut the Hell Up |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:22 PM
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134. The Burning Barcalounger |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:23 PM
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135. Please Help Me Stop Posting: Sus's Battle with Boredom |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:30 PM
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144. Danger Calls Sus : The Mother of All Battles |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:31 PM
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147. Cheap Bastard: Danger Calls Collect |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:32 PM
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149. When Danger Kept Calling, I Star 69'ed It |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:32 PM
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148. When Danger Kept Calling and Hanging Up Without Saying Anything |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:24 PM
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136. When Danger calls Danger: The story of how even Danger gets stalked |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:26 PM
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137. When Danger calls Dangerfield: Can Rodney ever get respect? |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:26 PM
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138. I'm Not Gonna Eat That Apple : Anne's Battle with Anorexia |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:26 PM
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139. You Gonna Eat That Apple?: A Stranger's Lunch |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:27 PM
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140. Father's Day: Danger's Illegitimate Children Show Up For A Reckoning |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:27 PM
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141. Womb of Terror : The Barbara Bush Story |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:31 PM
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146. She Called Me A Bitch: Geraldine Ferraro's Epiphany |
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After two decades, a woman finally realizes what "rhymes with witch." Barbara Bush stars as herself.
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:27 PM
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142. A Stranger Too Far: The Judith Light Story |
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Judith Light plays herself, in a dramatization of the nervous breakdown she suffered after acting in one too many Lifetime original movies.
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:29 PM
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143. Who's The Boss? Not Tony Freaking Danza - That's For Sure! |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:33 PM
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150. The Psychic Psoccer Mom |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:35 PM
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151. Kiss DU Goodbye, But Never Cry, Never Cry |
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:41 PM
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152. Mother, Danger Put My Head On A Pike |
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:18 PM
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153. She Woke Up in a Burqua: Bush's 2nd Term |
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:24 PM
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154. mother may I sleep with sus? Danger doesn't want me anymore |
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:24 PM
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155. Within the danger without! |
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:54 PM
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157. Lifetime Movie Monday... |
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Mother, May I Have A Sandwich?: The Anne Coulter Story.
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:58 PM
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158. The Cat Who Knew Danger: The True Life Story of Abbott |
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A thought provoking story of a cat on a mission. A pissing contest with the world around him, and inevitably...with himself.
Abbott plays himself. Evita played by Nelly. LynneSin played by J'Lo.
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Mon Jul-12-04 03:08 PM
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161. Abbott would become a superstar, probably have an affair with J-Lo |
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and they would be known to the world as Jenbott
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Mon Jul-12-04 03:09 PM
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162. HAHAHA! Jenbott! good one. |
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:59 PM
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159. Barefoot and pregnant |
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No opinion of their own to speak of.
That's how the republicans like their women.
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Mon Jul-12-04 03:05 PM
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160. Erasing Danger: It's For The Children; The Ralph Nader Story |
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In 2012, only three percent of the electorate showed up and voted Ralph Nader into office in a 5 way split vote with 33%. His legacy was to mandate that all newborns be administered a steel protection unit to keep them from harm's way. The Baby Box grew into an expansive law that eventually required their usage until retirement from any sort of career, at which times citizens would be allowed to abandon the units and procreate for the first time. Nader was savagely murdered by a mob of senior citizens in 2023.
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Mon Jul-12-04 06:13 PM
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163. Teacher's Pet - And That's Not All! ......... |
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"He stayed to clean the eraser, and wound up polishing the pointer!" from "Growing Up Right!" July issue http://www.modernmirth.com
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Mon Jul-12-04 06:16 PM
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164. "Abandoned by Her No-Good First Husband" (starring Mare Winningham) |
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With Jefferey Tambor as "her sensitive, yet caring, second husband who learned to accept her career and horrible tape-worm infestation"
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