Any "professional" strippers on this board?

[testing123]

I have a few questions about what makes a good stripper.

1. No conscious?

2. A bank account for dumb guys to deposit into?

3. Another type of bank account for guys to deposit into?

4. A wicked case of VD?

5. Fake boobs?

6. Liposuction?

7. Drugs?

8. Booze?

9. A Parole Officer that wants to be paid with a favor?

10. Toys, it's the toys that makes a good stripper.

11. Makeup...tons of it borrowed from a mortician to cover up my bad skin from doing too much drugs.

12. Lap dances because they are better then sleeping with the gross john.

13. Loud metal music to strip by...it drowns out the sound of men servicing them selfs.

14. Cases of rubbers?

15. A poor pitiful sot thinking that he is going to be the step father of the kids that he is supporting only to find out that the stippers kids are her cabbage patch dolls from childhood.

What makes a good stripper?

(My man left me for a stripper 18 years ago and then she dumped him after his bank account went belly up. He came running back to me and he ended up with a shoe lodged in his rear end as he took off running for his life)

[Robb]

1. Nope, I'm strictly an amateur

:evilgrin:

...Although I had a stripper neighbor back in Denver. Nice car. :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

2. Well, my career has been a little flat lately

I blame the economy and not being able to get leather chaps in bright yellow anymore

[Nikia]

3. My sister was a stripper for a couple of weeks

I don't if I would consider her a good stripper since she quit because she found it degrading. We are both genetically well endowed for our overall body fat content so she didn't need implants. She was still recovering from her six month starvation situation at the time so she didn't need liposuction. She had taken ballet and dance lessons when she was younger. She was more fashion conscious so she actually could move in heals because she had worn them often before. She had recently gone through a bitter break up as well. She really needed money because she was deep in debt which was she had been starving in the months before. She found that she couldn't stand most of the men who came to watch the dancers and certainly didn't want to give them lap dances or rub her breasts on them.

[Radical Activist]

4. What's up tonight?

What's next, a bunch of penis threads?

Sorry to hear about your ex. I'm glad you had enough self respect to not take him back.

[Moderator]

5. I'm locking this thread

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