If Bush announced himself to be the devil incarnate

[Ten Bears]

at his next press conference and then stripped off his human disguise to show that he really was, which states would still vote for him?

I figure he would still have a lock on Alabama, Mississippi and Idaho among others.

[qazplm]

1. now dont be silly

Cheney and Bush BOTH can't be the devil incarnate! ;)

[amber dog democrat]

2. Texas

There are places here to which Hell compares nicely.
Maybe Vidor, maybe Sugarland,

[fdr_hst_fan]

3. I'd say

he'll at least have the STUPID SOUTH, you know, those ones who CAN'T get over the fact that the NORTH WON!

[whistle]

4. Montana, that's Cheney's state or is it Wyoming....

[Nevernose]

5. WY, TX, and OK -- unless he ate a baby, too

Then there's a slight chance he'd lose Oklahoma, too. Rush would still put up a red/blue map proving how * had really won the election and had "most" of the country supporting him, though.

And welcome to DU, Ten Bears.

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Well, maybe if he sodomized the baby first....

on camera. Then there's a slight chance he would lose.

[Nevernose]

7. Nah, they'd just claim that the baby was askin' for it.

That defense goes a long way in Texas and Wyoming. Hell, might give him the lock on Tennesse and West Virginia for that matter. As long as he didn't marry the baby (assuming that the baby was male), he'd be safe.

[Ten Bears]

10. Wouldn't marrying the baby lock up Louisiana?

[GingerSnaps]

8. I would believe him

He's a uniter not a divider even in Hell!

[Radical Activist]

9. The Bible Belt and Utah

It was really Satan only pretending to be Bush in order to fool us all!

[belladonna]

12. Ya took mine

Utah will vote for Smirky no matter what

[Radical Activist]

13. I'm not giving it back either

[Elidor]

11. If Bush announced himself to be the devil incarnate...

William Kristol would write that the devil has gotten a bum rap. Wolf Blitzer would point out that Satan gets a lot of respect and has special powers. And Rush would say, "He's not really evil. It's an act. He's playing a part. C'mon folks, this is politics. Who better to run against the democrats? And he's great fun at parties."

[Kahuna]

14. LOL! Great analysis of what the talking heads would say.

:thunbsup:

[Nikia]

15. For some reason, I find this post really funny

I guess that is because it is something that I've always half expected.