Slightly tasteless joke

[mac56]

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.

She seductively signals that he should lean his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," replies the bartender.

"Can you get him for me? I really need to speak to him." she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, letting him nibble on her fingertips.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there's no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

[AlFrankenFan]

1. HA! LOL n/t

[UrbScotty]

2. Which reminds me - I'd better shave tonight. (nt)

[TreasonousBastard]

3. Now, that's bad taste.

[2cents]

4. Disgusting ? Yes.

But certainly not tasteless.

[DS1]

5. Actually that joke tastes like shit

:shrug:

[Endangered Specie]

6. ewwww, lol