If Neo-Cons wrote "School House Rock" ditties.....

[LynneSin]

"Marriage is for Mommies & Daddies"
"War is Good for America"
"Those Brown-Skin folks look Evil"
"Tales from Gitmo Camp"

[Wabbajack]

1. Reminds of the hilarious Simpson's spoof

About a Flag-Burning Amendment.

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. "I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em"

Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?

Amendment:
I'm not garbage
I'm an amendment to be
Yes, an amendment to be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flag-burners who have got too much freedom
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em
Cause there's limits to our liberties
At least, I hope and pray that there are
Cause those liberal freaks go too far

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Hehe!

"Corporation for the Nation!"
"Elaine the Crazy Environmentalist"
"If You're Gay, Just Go Away!"
"The GOP is Okay with Me!"

[shaolinmonkey]

3. "I'm just a shill...yeah I'm only a shill...

and I'm sitting here on capitol hill..."

from "On the fairness doctrine", NeoCon Rock.

[jdonaldball]

5. "My Hero, Zero"...

...when they fill out tax returns...

[LynneSin]

6. I thought that was the George W. Bush song

:eyes:

[bushwakker]

7. I'm just a shill, a neo-con shill....

got 'em mesmerized on Capitol Hill...

[jdonaldball]

8. "Interjections"

...then Dick started snarling INNN-TER-JEC-TIONS:
"Go F--- yourself!"

[MallRat]

9. Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your duct tape here!

Injunction Junction, What's Your Function?

Dear Donny Rumsfeld, with evil intentions,
Oh, why don't we honor those Geneva Conventions?



I got a million of 'em.

-MR

[LynneSin]

10. I'm just a pill, yes I'm only a pill and I'm advertized on TV at will

oh I will perk up your penis or help you hold your pee
I'll fix every problem even ones you can't see
Oh I hope and pray that I will
be bought by every John & Jill
I'm just a pill