Flushing Out Porta-Potty Vandalism (No WONDER Freepers Protect Them)

[matcom]

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NORTH BRANCH, MINN. -- Rich Anderson talks in hushed tones as he sadly details each violent death. One victim was crushed by a truck. Another has a gaping, blackened wound to the midsection. A few feet away, a burn victim's remains are almost unidentifiable.

"This one, there was an accelerant used -- definitely gas or lighter fluid," Anderson said, pointing out scorch marks and melted innards. "There's nothin' left but a puddle."

The remains of about 15 others are piled outside Anderson's office in North Branch. Fortunately, Anderson isn't talking people here. He's the owner of Jimmy's Johnnys.

The deceased are portable toilets.

Their burnt-out, beat-up hulks tell of a pesky Minnesota crime wave proving difficult to wipe out -- porta-potty vandalism.

http://www.startribune.com/stories/462/4870922.html

[DS1]

1. Freepers still haven't figured out why they get turned away at the VFW

when they show up with a handful a flags and 14 portapotties slated for proper destruction...

[LincolnMcGrath]

2. The Blue water makes me angry.

The so-called Urinal sits there mocking me.

[Archae]

3. Well..

They are only good for shit anyway...now don't get all pissy on me! :D

[LynneSin]

4. I just love using this gift!!!