Which Presidents were smoked?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

I know that every US President elected in a year ending in 0 except Reagan died in office (some of natural causes). Reagan WAS smoked but survived. And Ford (a non-0 one) was, too.

So, what presidets found themnselves at the undesirable end of a firearm bullet? Off the top of my head, I can only remember Reagan, Ford, JFK, and Lincoln. And the one who was replaced by Teddy Roosevelt (I forget his name).

[Guaranteed]

1. Garfield? McKinley?

I believe....????

Don't quote me. :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Lincoln, Kennedy

Wm. Henry Harrison got smoked because he refused to wear a coat to his inauguration, died like a month later.

[calico1]

4. Yes, Garfield and McKinley

Garfield lived for almost two months after being shot but died from his wounds.

[Endangered Specie]

11. Garfield definetly

[elperromagico]

3. Nixon was literally smoked.

He was the first President to be cremated, IIRC.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Oh, that was tasteless.

And therefore I like it. :evilgrin:

[zulchzulu]

5. The list of Presidents who died in office

Here's the list:

William Henry Harrison, April 4, 1841

Zachary Taylor, July 9, 1850

Abraham Lincoln, April 15, 1865 - assassinated

James Abram Garfield, September 19, 1881 - assassinated

William McKinley, Jr., September 14, 1901 - assassinated

Warren Gamaliel Harding, August 2, 1923 - assassinated? (maybe)

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, April 12, 1945

John Fitzgerald Kennedy, November 22, 1963 - assassinated

Ronald Wilson Reagan - shot but survived

[Guaranteed]

7. I hear Harrison was a fat bastard.

Which brings me to my next question: is it legal to call a dead president a fat bastard? You gotta watch it with Agent Mike around.

[zulchzulu]

9. You might be thinking of William Taft

Now he was a fat bastard.

[Guaranteed]

10. Oh, don't even get me STARTED on THAT guy.

Harrison may have been a fat bastard, but Taft was a fucking PIG of a man...

Now...is that legal? Can I say that?

[elperromagico]

6. Let's see here...

Jackson - Assassination attempt
Lincoln - Assassinated
Garfield - Assassinated
McKinley - Assassinated
TR - Assassination attempt during 1912 campaign for President
FDR - Assassination attempt while President-Elect (the bullet hit and killed the mayor of Chicago)
Truman - Assassination attempt
Kennedy - Assassinated
Ford - Two assassination attempts
Reagan - Assassination attempt

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. Clinton- two assassination attempts

the USSS calls the plane which crashed into the white house "a likely assassination attempt"

and then there was the one by the GOP called Whitewater.


I think you have your Roosevelts mixed up, the Mayor of Chicago was killed when TR was wounded. He appeared in Buffalo the next day and said "It takes more than a little led to stop a bull moose!" he lost the election anyway.

[No2W2004]

14. It was Mayor Anton Cermak that was killed

while sitting next to FDR in an open car during an election-year parade in Florida. Speculation is that Cermak was the actual target all along.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. You are right. I was the one confused. I had to look it up

Sorry.

[No2W2004]

16. Why Sorry?

Just one of the fun facts that are clogging up my brain tissue that could probably be put to better use. :)

[FDRrocks]

13. Franklin Roosevelt

Well, he was on the undesirable end of a firearm, but the bullets hit the guy sitting next to him.

WHEW!

[carpetbagger]

17. Presidents who came pre-smoked.

Monroe, Jackson, and Kennedy came pre-smoked. If pig-in-a-blanket can be presmoked, add Bush I and his fighter plane.