The Thinking Man of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Maybe we could like have a campaign that says something like we know we f*cked up but promise to do better 'cause we learned real good from all our mistakes. . . . That should work! . . . And it would be honest, too. . . Except about the learning part."

[skip fox]

1. W. just finished saying:

"Read my lips."

[skip fox]

2. In a pensive moment, W. reflects: "It's like there's a little squirrel in

there just running around and around on a wheel when I try to think of something, and the harder I try, the faster the squirrel runs until the wheel's ball bearings catch on fire and I can smell burning rubber and hair and feces . . . but like from the inside."

[GOPisEvil]

3. I spy with my own eye...a beer, damn, a beer would be nice right now.

[Speck Tater]

4. Ya know.., he thinks, ...

if my finger was a gun, and I was to pull the trigger,... or maybe if I point my finger at the press and tell them it's a gun,... or maybe if I point my other finger at them and tell them to go Cheney themselves, ...

[bo44]

5. I choke on pretzel fall down go boom mommy says no more beer 'n krakk

:evilgrin:

[bo44]

6. The president again misses his nostril as he tries to pick his boogers

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

7. See that? *clink clink clink* My mind is like a metal cage...

no - steel trap, some people have iron bars that keep in freedom and freedom needs to be let out, and Laura says my brain makes her want to gnaw her leg off at the knee, so I have a steel trap brain. You can write that down.

[PDX Bara]

8. Is it just me or...

Does he have an uncanny knack for looking moronic (moranic) whenever a camera comes within range?

[AlCzervik]

11. i have never seen a non-moronic picture of him

[zbdent]

9. not a caption, but Bush pointing out which eye when asked

to mention Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez . . .

[cosmicdot]

10. W is thinking: I'm like that warrior king neopolian ... able was eye ear

eye saw al-CIAda ...

[AlGore-08.com]

12. Smirk: Damn... I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO drunk.

eom

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. I'll show you compassion. I have compassion... look right here

look closer, closer...

BAM!

[flaminbats]

14. duhyah is tinking..

me are hot or me is cool? :party:

[cosmicdot]

15. W: I'd cry for you today while I talk about all the killing I'm doing ...

and, feeling sorry for all those old folks and stuff ... but, I left the menthol crystals in the limo ...