If JK is among us here, what do you think his DU name is?

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:21 AM
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If JK is among us here, what do you think his DU name is?

How about JE's?

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Howardx

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:22 AM
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1. its probably something anonymous

like "jones" for example

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:22 AM
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2. Can I have your autograph, John? <nt>

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Finbar

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:45 AM
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14. waht's up w/ your user name. Highway 15-501? Anybody but bush? Allman

Brothers band?

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Mon Jul-12-04 03:50 PM
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28. Either ABB is fine with me.

...especially in 1971 for the Brothers. I had the pleasure of being an on-stage photographer at Duane's next to last concert. Got a great roll of slides.

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m-jean03

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:41 AM
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11. Hi, John!!

It may be you, no? :hi: Hope you are picking up some good ideas here.

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BigMcLargehuge

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:45 AM
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13. BWAHAHAHAH

Hi Senator (if this is you), thanks for running :)

If this isn't you, thanks for the laugh :)

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asthmaticeog

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:24 AM
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3. Fenris.

Nobody buys that laughably transparent indie-rock geek facade. We know it's you, Mr. Presumptive Nominee.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:34 AM
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7. Ha!

No, I have it on pretty good authority that Fenris is Ann Richards.

Kerry is matcom.

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matcom

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:52 AM
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16. of course i am!

why do you think i'm always talking about "Teddy"? :P

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:53 AM
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17. I'm still a bit weirded-out by that time you shaved him, JFK.

That was kinda disturbing.

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matcom

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:56 AM
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18. wasn't my fault

we killed a bottle of Chivas in my Senate office and it was either that or tie his shoelaces together around the leg of his chair.

i mean that was a RIOT the other 4 times i did that but i had the feeling Bob Byrd was looking for something a little more original and funny that night.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:58 AM
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19. Oh, that explains it.

Byrd likes 'em shaven, after all.

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matcom

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Mon Jul-12-04 12:02 PM
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20. someday i'll tell you about the time we

sent a blow-up doll to Tom Delay's office and phoned Trent Lott and told him Ashcroft was waiting IMPATIENTLY in Delay's office DEMANDING Lott IMMEDIATELY bring a fresh vat of CRISCO!

*sigh* i didn't make copies of the security tapes though x(

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Jul-12-04 12:06 PM
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21. Damn, it woulda been great to see the look on Bug Man's face...

...when he walked in on Lott slathering Criso all over "Eazy Annie."

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matcom

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Mon Jul-12-04 12:09 PM
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22. well i CAN tell you where Lott strategically placed his Toupe!

Easy Annie could've used a Brazilian WAX man!

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Jul-12-04 12:09 PM
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23. Damn! To be a fly on the wall!

You senators sure are fun.

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matcom

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Mon Jul-12-04 12:13 PM
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24. you have to be

i mean CHRIST! we got CHENEY as our "president"! :puke:

although it IS true that during the SOTU, Edwards managed to sneak in a whoopie cusion on his seat.

you ain't seen NOTHING funnier than that old F*CKER sitting and "whooping" EVERY TIME he was forced to during those STUPID applause moments.

Hastert actually WET HIMSELF sitting next to him!

*ah, good times*

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Jul-12-04 12:16 PM
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25. I saw the piss stain on Denny...

...but I thought it was just normal geriatric incontinence.

So tell me... is Lieberman really as much of a stick-in-the-mud as he seems? I mean, nobody can be THAT boring, right?

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matcom

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Mon Jul-12-04 12:26 PM
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26. we have to take turns giving him weddgies just to get him to make a sound!

poor bastard goes through AT LEAST 5 pair of UnderRoos a WEEK!

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many a good man

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:24 AM
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4. SlamDunk

n/t

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Worst Username Ever

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:28 AM
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5. Savior n/t

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m-jean03

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:33 AM
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6. I have a feeling they are BOTH among us here.

I don't know exactly how I know this.... call it women's intuition. :)

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Khephra

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:36 AM
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8. I hate to ruin a secret, but Newyawker is Kerry

Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 11:37 AM by khephra

Isn't he amazing! He can post more than I can AND run for President!

;-)

(Just kidding. Nah, NY is a wonderful woman who I'm proud to have met. Heya NY! :hi: )

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Mon Jul-12-04 12:39 PM
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27. John Kerry is actually a WOMAN? OMG, the R's will have a field day with it

:crazy:

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LynneSin

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:39 AM
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9. Matcom (jk) and GOPisEvil (JE)

:evilgrin:

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Khephra

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:40 AM
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10. And I'm really Dean

Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 11:41 AM by khephra

And even though Lynne won't admit it, she's actually Kucinich. Just ask Will.

:evilgrin:

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LynneSin

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:42 AM
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12. I'm really Carol Mosely-Braun thank you

I would prefer not getting a sex change in the middle of this!

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Khephra

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Mon Jul-12-04 11:48 AM
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15. Ooooppps, sorry. I get confused sometimes.

It's so hard keeping all the candidate/ex-candidate handles straight.

:evilgrin:

Of course you're Carol. Sorry for the mistype!

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