Tell us something about yourself we don't want to know.

[Beware the Beast Man]

Give us your best TMI moment!

Me? I plan on shaving my back once I get skinny enough to go shirtless! How bold of me!

edit- spelling!

[Mikimouse]

1. I'm planning on shaving off my beard so that I can..

attract some women again, now that Mrs. Mikimouse is gone for good.
I lose about 10-12 years without it, so I could go after a younger crowd!:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

2. Whatever I ate for lunch is giving me bad gas

[m-jean03]

17. That's the only smiley I've seen

That has made me laugh out loud! :D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. I have dandruff

I have to keep using a shampoo with some weird zinc compound or I'll start snowing like Canada in January.

Fuck, now I'll be shunned for life. :cry:

[LynneSin]

5. Abbott has dandruff too

You can be shunned with my cat!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Cool! I'll have good company in ostracism! (nt)

[amber dog democrat]

4. Being in the Witness Protection Program

sucks.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. I masturbate at least once daily.

Sometimes I do it so much that my glans chafes.

[Q3JR4]

8. For me, I find

it's I do it more if I buy a really good lube and certain books. ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. If I use lube, I have to wash.

And then I would get it wet. :scared:

[Worst Username Ever]

7. I Nair my back

And trim my pubes with a hair clipper.

[MissMillie]

10. I have an ugly scar

around my belly button

Two scars actually, one underneath of it for my tubal ligation, and one on top for hernia repair. The two together look like a ring around my belly button.

[Blue-Jay]

11. I usually poop between 10:30 and 11:00 AM

Never fails.

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. What happens if you sleep in?

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

14. You don't wanna know.

[LynneSin]

15. we so did NOT need that detail

:eyes;

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Regularity is everything

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Funny..I am exactly one hour before you. I feel closer to you now

:hug:

[terrya]

16. I regularly shave my...

balls. They are always smooth as a baby's bottom. :-)

[southpaw]

18. Hey, a fellow balls-shaver!!!

I'm not alone!

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. I can light my farts on cue-

And have...often. :nuke:

[geniph]

20. How the hell are you going to shave your own back?

You must be seriously double-jointed!

[geniph]

21. I once had my entire body coated in Liquid Latex

Looked kind of interesting, but it doesn't come off as easily as they say, and it's not as shiny as the pictures. :mad:

[SarahB]

23. I get kind of PMSy at times.

I have one day a month I like to spend in tears. Apparently rather tedious for everyone around me. :cry: