Al Franken was going to de-splotch O'Reilly ...

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with the best de-splotchers in the the business
(the picture on the book)

heard that on the Al Franken show today .....,

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1. Maybe I need a dictionary to understand.

What is it to splotch or to de-splotch?

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2. O'Rielly looks freaky on the book cover.

His face looks all discolored and uneven. It's a common thing when taking a picture from a low-res medium such as broadcast television signals. O'Rielly bitched that he looked like a pizza-faced space mutant on the demo cover, and then went on to be a real prick to Franken's publisher. In return for that, Franken left O'Rielly looking like a freakshow.