Who will protect me from my sin of "Box Turtle Love"?

[LynneSin]

I love them, but I know it's wrong. I know it's a sin in God's eyes when humans & box turtles co-exist together. But I can't help it. I love those turtles boxy shells and sense of shyness when you try to snuggle. I love how box turtles will share munchie treats with me like carrot sticks and snap peas. I love my turtles but my love for turtles is a sin. I hope that people like John Cornyn will protect me from the fiery gates of hell by helping to pass constitutional amendments that end relationships between humans and box turtles. You need to be protected from a sinner like me because I could be here trying to recruit you in to my sinful, shameful world of box turtle love. Help me, pray for me, I'm a sinner!!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A43048-2004Jul11.html

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

-- Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), advocating a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage in a speech Thursday to the Heritage Foundation.

[RhodaGrits]

1. Box Turtle Love in my own -gasp- backyard!

[terrya]

2. Lynne,if you marry that box turtle, it will be the end of civilization...

as we know it.

:-)

Terry

[bluedeminredstate]

3. You shameless slut!

How marriages have you ruined here at DU by your filthy post! I know mine feels shaky just reading your post, not to mention the pictures!
:)

[PopSixSquish]

4. Oh, The Humanity!!!!!!

I've lost all respect for you LynneSin. Why even your screename says "sin". I should have known......


:cry:

[LynneSin]

7. Well, with that Buccaneer Flag as your avatar

puts you pretty low on my list

GO EAGLES!!!

---

:loveya: anyways!

[PopSixSquish]

14. Ahem....Shall We Compare Super Bowl Rings?

oh wait....:evilgrin:


But Donovan McNabb rules!!!!!
:toast:

[AlCzervik]

5. If lovin a box turtle is wrong

then i dont wanna be right.

[LynneSin]

6. you understand!!!

:loveya:

I knew so many here at DU would look down on a sinner like me because of the lust in my heart for my box turtle. But you understand what I'm talking about. Oh Joy Joy Joy!!!

[AlCzervik]

8. Oh yes, although my box turtle is a guinea pig

[flaming bondage mask]

9. hmm... Turtle legs - human fingers.... Turtle legs - human fingers...

FINGERCUFFS!!!

[ursacorwin]

22. this is what turtle love is all about

i can't believe you've let everyone know, now we'll never get them out of boystown! if only those family values types knew the pain, the joy, the ecstacy that is:

the gay B&D underage box turtle orgy!

and just what is that poking out of the santorum these days? is he a happy turtle, i wonder?

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. I had three box turtles

Yertle III
Yertle IV
and Max

Yeah, I get around. ;)

[LynneSin]

12. SLUT

:eyes:

[Peachhead22]

11. Oh so that's a box turtle!

Let me tell you how my day went.

I kept on hearing about the "box turtle love" stuff from Republicans on TV and I was intrigued. So I figured what the hell. I went out to a local pond and found a turtle. I unzipped my pants and started to...um, well, you know.

Well, long story short. It wasn't a box turtle, it was a snapping turtle. Did you know once they get ahold of something those damn things don't wanna let go! Let me tell you. That was one embarrassing emergency room visit.

On the bright side. I no longer need to talk to a rabbi about something my parents didn't have done when I was an infant...if you know what I mean.

:crazy:

[LynneSin]

13. Would you mind coming to my place of business.......

....AND CLEAN OFF THE DAMN CARRoT SPEW THAT'S ALL OVER MY MONITOR!!

[PopSixSquish]

15. Thankfully, I Just Had Just Swallowed the Last of My Coke

before reading his post. See, I'm learning!!!!!

[LynneSin]

16. I won't mess with snapping turtles - it's just wrong I tell you

wrong wrong wrong

[sus]

17. i am sickened and repulsed.

now we should all pray for Lynne.

[LynneSin]

18. Abbott was just a beard for my true love: Boxy the Box Turtle

:cry:

Can we still be friends pul-lease!!

:cry:

[blindpig]

19. One look at a box turtle's johnson will cure you of your sick perversion

I mean, it's really weird looking. And how do they hide that sucker in their tail?
Don't bother me though, I live with box turtles, male and female, and we got babies! Let that anal POS try to break up my household!
BTW, that's one cute baby leopard tortoise you got there.

[GOPisEvil]

20. John Cornyn wants a word with you.

That word is "arousing". You KNOW they always hate what they really are.

[Peachhead22]

21. I think the ASPCA wants to talk to me first

:crazy: