The Turds in the Breeze of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Well, honey, it's done with a stork. I mean the woman gets pregnant with bees and birds and stuff, and then the stork delivers. . . . That's how I understand it anyway. . . . Now let me tell you how God made the earth and everything on it, even fossils, in seven days."

[bo44]

1. Evidence the severely cognitively impaired can function with guidance and

assistance from models from the latest Hoes Gone Porno DVD Series.

[tlmorris]

2. "Dad, I can't believe you chugged the whole bottle! You rule!"

"Somebody make the grass stop spinning."

[MisterP]

3. more bell bottoms?

Jenna was wearing them a few days ago

[skip fox]

4. Come on, DU. What's a summer day without a dip in the pool and a

CAPTION????

[Fenris]

5. "What is it George? What's my big boy see? Is it a squirrel?"

"GET THAT SQUIRREL GEORGIE GET IT!"

[cosmicdot]

6. Barbara: the deal, Daddy, is for every mile, day, minute I'm here...

or wherever with you until November ... this is what happens to my Trust Fund ... you'll find a guide to Barbara's trust fund sitting back on the desk ... you can't miss it ... it's the only thing on the desk ... the choice is yours ... so, am I learning the Bushie way of living or what? I have a hunch that it's too late to avoid living in disgrace like the Nixon daughters ... it's bad enough having people say I remind them of Julie ... so, that just makes things sweeter for me ...

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Walk like Cheney's doc gave you a prescription

Forgive incredibly convoluted Bangles reference

[mrboba1]

8. Daddy...

I'm voting for Kerry.

*: erhuh?