Man Jailed For Shooting Off His Testicles

[matcom]

<snip>

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20040713/od_nm/odd_testicles_dc

[kmla]

1. I bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again...

ZZZZZing!

Bwahahahahahaha!

*Ahemmmmm*

Sorry. I won't do it again.

[Red State Rebel]

6. Oh no, here come the jokes! hehehe

[damnraddem]

24. Yes you will.

You missed the one on the left side.

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. Hasn't he suffered enough??

:shrug:

[billybob537]

3. I know a guy {graphic}

who shot his penis with a 22cal pistol. We call him pistol Pete.
OUCH.

[Deja Q]

37. Where's the graphic?

:shrug:

[underpants]

4. If he had any balls...........

Sorry that's all I've got right now.

[Birthmark]

5. Well, that's excessive!

Mine have gotten smart with me on occasion, and I've had to slap 'em around some. But shooting? Damn!

[Solly Mack]

7. Well, beats a murder rap he might have received

Had he made it back to the pub and shot the person he was arguing with...

*Course, the argument could have been "proof" he had a sawed-off shotgun..and he was just bringing the gun back as "proof"...

*statement represents my one a day benefit of the doubt allotted.

[Mikimouse]

18. Just a thought though...

In the USm we probably would have tried him for the mass murder of millions and put him to death under the 'Laci' laws.

[Solly Mack]

19. Excellent point and that also crossed my mind

sad init? :(

[damnraddem]

25. But what if the argument was started when the other guy claimed ...

that he didn't have any balls?

[Solly Mack]

33. lololol!!! He wanted to win really bad

lololol!

[yellowcanine]

8. Quibble - he was jailed for an illegal firearm - not for shooting off his

balls - though I freely admit the title got me to open the thread. So there you have it.

[matcom]

10. not my title

actual title of the article

[Amaya]

9. He shot off his balls

and he gets 5 years! Didn't he suffer enough? That's harsh.

[damnraddem]

26. It's not as bad as it sounds:

only 2.5 years per ball. ;-)

He might have skipped out without being tried -- but he probably couldn't find a ball bondsman.

[yellowcanine]

11. Richard Pryor set his on fire once while cooking up a batch of crack. His

account of it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[Ganja Ninja]

12. And that's why Laura won't let George have a shotgun.

She doesn't believe in birth control.

[Solly Mack]

13. It's too late anyway. He's sown his seed

[damnraddem]

27. Are you sure?

There's always the milkman.

[Solly Mack]

32. lol!

[DS1]

14. And conservatives ~still~ believe in Creationism over Evolution

:7

[Endangered Specie]

21. Evolution in action right there.

[DS1]

15. If he can keep it quiet, he could make some money in nut-kicking contests

:evilgrin:

[damnraddem]

28. Yeah, the contestants might fracture their feet ...

on all of those pellets.

[GOPisEvil]

16. Jail is the least of his worries!

Ouch!

[Mikimouse]

17. To paraphrase Tom Lehrer...

'...And when he found what he had done, he blew his balls off, one by one; A tragic end to a loyal son, who LOVED his mother.'

[damnraddem]

29. His balls are wrecks, but not ...

Oedipus Rex?

[Mikimouse]

36. Aye, it is from Oedipus Rex, LOL!

n/t

[Endangered Specie]

20. I hope the other prisoners dont ask him what hes in for...

theyll all laugh their butts off, then probably, well, you know.

[damnraddem]

30. It depends on how he reports it --

e.g., 'I'm in for shooting someone in the balls.' That might keep them off him.

[Endangered Specie]

35. Except, when he has to use the public showers...

people are gonna notice, I think they'll be able to conenct the dots.

[Endangered Specie]

22. See why we should let the NRA keep their guns?

From my cold dea.--BOOOM-- (+3 octaves) H-H-H-H-HANDS!

[damnraddem]

31. Do you think they use those cold, dead hands to ...

mauserbate?

[Endangered Specie]

34. Oh, thats GOOD!

rofl

[damnraddem]

23. Oh, shot them with a firearm! Well, that's different.

There are any number of guys who should be jailed for shooting off their testicles -- and then not paying child support.

[jus_the_facts]

38. Damn.......

....the shame he'll endure...bet he doesn't live another 5 years. :evilfrown: