Outdoor Sex Craze Is Spreading

[matcom]

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More Norwegians seem to be engaging in sex outdoors, after a couple made headlines for coupling on the stage of a live music festival last week. On Monday afternoon another couple got into the act outside a public library, but they were clearly intoxicated.

Police in Larvik, south of Oslo, received several calls Monday afternoon from startled passersby who came upon the couple in broad daylight, just outside the public library downtown.

The couple, in their late 40s, were quickly interrupted by police officers who arrived on the scene. The man was fined NOK 8,000 while the woman was fined more, NOK 8,500, because she attempted to give police a false name.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article827597.ece

[GOPisEvil]

1. *looks up airfare to Norway*

Oslo, here I come (no pun intended! :evilgrin:)

[demnan]

2. Horny Norwegians!

Guess they're tired of the Swedes having all the fun.

[LynneSin]

3. Box turtles prefer the outdoors

and in their natural habitats!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. I saw this subject in Latest...

...and I thought "there is no way this could possibly be a matcom thread."

Well, I was wrong.

Imagine how ashamed Teddy must be right now.

[matcom]

6. how the F*CK does this not make it on the HOME PAGE?

x(

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. There, I nominated it.

Actually, I wanted to see the nominate page -- but there is none! No "are you really sure you want to do this?" page.

Sorry, admins. I nominated a sex thread.

[matcom]

8. LOL - you threatened a tombstoning over little old MOI?

i think i :loveya:

:D

[XNASA]

5. So Lena was competing in the Sons of Norway Swim Meet....

........and she came in last place in the hundred-yard breast stroke and she said to the judges, "Oh say, I don't vant to complain, but I tink those other two girls were using der arms"!

[trigz]

9. You ripped that article off my blog, didn't you? (nt) :-)

[yellowcanine]

10. Dang - I thought maybe it was someplace close by. I used to have a friend

that would proclaim, "Here it is the 1st of May. Outdoor fucking starts today." Yeah I know that is pretty lame. But I will never forget it and now neither will you.

[TEXASYANKEE]

11. The police didn't even have the courtesy

to wait until they were finished?? How rude.

[yellowcanine]

12. Copitus interruptus? Sorry that is lame also. So Sorry.

.

[Nikia]

13. Would it be a sex thread if I said

I really like outdoor sex too. I like being naked outdoors in general. I didn't know that it was a fad.

[Duncan Grant]

14. DUers - do you condone this? (The irony is killing me.)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1338064

(Matcom - This isn't a criticism of you or the original post.)

I just want to point out the irony of straight public sex vs. *implied* gay public sex. Outrage was seen here at DU just a few weeks ago regarding the thread above, but now those darned Norwegians are just funny kooky kids.

:wtf:

[prolesunited]

15. Nothing wrong with outdoor sex

straight or gay. I'm just of the opinion it should be done discreetly and without an audience (unless, of course, everyone in the audience wanted to watch and the couple wanted to be watched. Not, my thing, but perhaps we could get advice on that from Jack Ryan.)

[WI_DEM]

16. It's that clean nordic air

makes 'em horny.

[Kat45]

17. Man, why aren't I ever in on these crazes?

:(

[Nomad559]

18. News Video

Images
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article250240.ece

News Video - This Is a 23 MB Zipped AVI file
http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm?id=8673

[Xithras]

19. At least be discreet about it

I've done some wild things in some wild places, but never where an unsuspecting bystander could stumble over us or a child could see something they shouldn't. We Americans tend to be far too uptight about sex and we need to loosen up about it, but it's always important to remember that the whole world doesn't want to see your naked butt on a picnic table at the local park.

[TrogL]

20. This isn't outdoor sex, this is public sex

Outdoor sex is going to a wilderness refuge, finding a grassy spot off the beaten trail and going at it while the elk watch (I think I've left enough hints to tell where).

Public sex is dropping your drawers on the balcony and going at it.