Prepping for his New Job of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and that's why I'm here today . . . to talk about hair loss . . . Did you know there's absolutely no reason a man needs to suffer the low self-esteem due to hair loss . . . even baldness . . . Needless, I'm telling you, needless . . ."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Why is the symbol of our country bald?

I mean, we have creams and lotions, and surgeries for this stuff now, can't this damn bird get his stuff together?

[No2W2004]

2. Because when Ben Franklin suggested the Turkey,

Everyone told him to go Cheney himself.

[cosmicdot]

3. W: that's just absurd <rats> we're not using 'subliminable' messages<rats>

they're just words on a backdrop, that's all <rats> but, I'll tell you what's funny ... Rove made up a fake name plate to cover the one on his desk which reads, Karl Goebbels ... you know, like that old-timer comedian, George Goebbels ... funny as heck ...

[Sabriel]

4. "Hey, look! A bodyless eagle and a headless chicken!" n/t

[Kadie]

5. Somebody please get that eagle to stop pecking my head!