*** singing *** My Stomach Is in a Commotion....

[CO Liberal]

My head is hung over the rail.
I don't want to mess up the ocean -
Will someone please bring me a pail?

(Sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean")

* * * * *

We used to sing this when I was a kid. What silly songs do YOU remember from YOUR childhood??

[sallyseven]

1. That is cute.

[CO Liberal]

2. Here's Another One

(Sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic")

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher and have broken every rule
We have marched down to the office and have shot the principal
Us brats go marching on....

Glory, glory hallelujia
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Bopped her on the bean
With a rotten tangerine
And her teeth came marching out....

:-)

[sleepyhead]

3. alternate lyrics

Glory glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Met her at the door
With a loaded .44
And the teacher don't teach no more!

[CO Liberal]

4. Another One

(Sung to the tune of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along")

"Give a cheer, give a cheer
For the kids who drink the beer
In the cellar of Alfred Vail School...."

(Alfred Vail School was an elementary school in Morris Township, NJ - where I grew up. And it had no cellar....)

[pagerbear]

5. On top of Old Smokey

All covered with grass
I saw a bald eagle
Just scratching his a@@

[CO Liberal]

9. Alternate

On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table
And over the floor,
And them my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door.....

[NightTrain]

6. Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg....

Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker broke his leg.

[pagerbear]

7. McDonalds is your kind of place

They serve you rattlesnakes
They throw them in your face
da da da da da da.........can't remember any more of the words

[CO Liberal]

8. "I Hate Bosco, It's Full of TNT.....

Mommy puts it in my milk
To try and poison me....."

[CO Liberal]

10. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cowboy...

Had a very shiny gun
And if you every saw it
You would turn around and run.

All of the other cowboys
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any poker games.

Then one foggy New Year's Eve
The sheriff came to say,
"Rudolph with your gun so bright -
Won't you shoot my wife tonight?"

Then all the cowboys loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
"Rudolph the red-nosed cowboy -
In the penitentiary!!"

:-)

[sleepyhead]

11. Comet

(to the tune of the theme from Bridge over the River Kwai)

Comet - will make your teeth turn green
Comet - it tastes like gasoline
Comet - will make you vomit
So get some Comet and vomit today!