Lord, hear our prayer

[sus]

Rev. Soaries and his "Voting Commission" have suggested we might need to postpone the election this November. Rev. Soaries is also senior pastor of the 7,000 member First Baptist Church of Lincoln Gardens in Somerset, New Jersey.

Send him your prayer requests today! Mine is:

For: United States of America.

Type of prayer: Intercession.

"Dear Jesus, please don't let Rev. Soaries take away our right to vote. Thank you."

http://fbcsomerset.com/prayer/index.shtml

[Richardo]

1. Sus, you are a crack-up

My first day on the board in a week and I'm already laughing. :D

[sus]

2. Welcome back!

:hi:

[Richardo]

7. "Alright, no one is to stone *anyone* until I blow this whistle...

Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, 'Jehovah'."

<Crowd stones the Rev. Soaries to death>

Thanx sus! :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

3. My humble offering to the Lord

For: Rev. Soaries
Type of Prayer: Intercession
Dear Lord, please provide Rev. Soaries with the counsel of Presidents Lincoln and Roosevelt who would not allow national crises to cancel elections. Remind him also that a true American would be searching for solutions in a time of need, not running away from the problem.

[matcom]

4. My humble offering to the lord:

For:Rev. Soaries
Type of Prayer: Intercession
Dear Lord, please tell Rev. Soaries to go F*CK Himself. - Amen

[GOPisEvil]

6. *cue booming voice*

Rev. Soaries...this is God...I have a commandment for thee: Go fornicate with thyself! I hath spake!

</booming voice>

[sus]

8. excellent!

[GOPisEvil]

9. Thanks!

[LynneSin]

10. Dear Lord: Please help sus & GOPisEvil find a life

:eyes:



:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Dear Lord...please help Lynne with her Box Turtle love abomination.

:P

:loveya:

[LynneSin]

12. I loves me box turtles and there is nothing wrong with that

So will you and your senator please stop peeping in my bedroom window trying to catch us in the act???

[GOPisEvil]

13. Hey - he already looked in everyone's window down here.

We have to keep him busy with the rest of the country.

[LynneSin]

14. Well there are other states down south and we have Santorum next door

he's done with PA and moving on to us sinners in Delaware. Figures that Biden & Carper would just let us box loving turtlers rot in hell

[jus_the_facts]

5. "Let us Pray....O Lord....O You are so BIG...So absolutely HUGE...."

...."...Gosh we're really impressed down here I can tell You...O Lord forgive us this our dreadful toting...and well...You're just so SUPER...AMEN!" :evilgrin:

[sus]

15. Hello. This is God and I'm locking this thread.

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

16. I don't think Skinner gave God moderator duties here at DU

:shrug:

[sus]

17. Who is this Skinner person and how dare he challenge my authority!

I will cast him into the fires of mount doom!

[thestatusquo]

18. The face of God is a cute kitty :)