Bend Over for a CAPTION

[Emboldened Chimp]

"Like what you see, Big Boy?"

[BurtWorm]

1. "I dare you to pull ALL my fingers!"

[cosmicdot]

2. W is thinking: why did I wear my lifts today

[Emboldened Chimp]

3. "See? No visible panty line!"

[Ann Arbor Dem]

5. Good minds......LOL

[Ann Arbor Dem]

4. "I hope my panty lines aren't visible."

[VOX]

6. "Ladies and gentlemen, the President is showing us his **best** profile!"

"If that isn't a slice of heaven, I don't know what is! This is Brit Hume for Fox News." :evilgrin:

[Emboldened Chimp]

7. I always knew he was a big ass...

but I didn't know he had one, too.

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Wow. Next week after I announce the new Duck Wad

campaign, I'll be able to do this with those big floppy webbed feet and the bright orange bill. . . . I can't wait!"*



*note to caption reader: "Duck Wad was a nickname W. had in school. The kids were visciously teasing him with it, but he thought it showed they liked him and thought he was like everybody else ("and not some weirdo-creep who sneaks around smelling his daddy's underwear"). Thus, with sagging poll numbers, he hopes to revive himself as "The Wad" with a new "Duck Wad for President Campaign." He believes voters will love it and Kerry and Edwards may even drop out of the race to vote for "The Wad." (He hasn't yet told his advisors about his plan.)