Just what the hell is WRONG with you?

[Magrittes Pipe]

[matcom]

1. I AM A FUCKING PERVERT!!!

YOU GOT A *#&^%#@!& PROBLEM WITH THAT???????

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. At least you're not a celibate pervert.

Talk about perverse.

[matcom]

5. Teddy says you screwed him

whaddid you do? forget to pay him?

don't mind me. i had 2 martini's at lunch

[tom_paine]

2. What is pollophobia? Fear of chicken?

[MissMillie]

3. Obessive-Compulsive

yikes

[Worst Username Ever]

6. sex addict

[catzies]

7. Other: ONGOING NAMELESS DREAD

My favorite box to check on the Childhood Trauma checklist, from Matt Groening's timeless tome, "Childhood Is Hell."

[Endangered Specie]

8. Jealousy, specifically, lack of women companionship.

[StClone]

9. Is there a Pollaphilia?

That could be a problem.

[Samurai_Writer]

10. My problem is I'm related to racists.

See the whole story here --http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1398943

Other than that, life is good.

[LynneSin]

11. MENSTRUAL CRAMPS

you got a problem with that?

[Commendatori]

12. I let politics control my mood at work.

When Bush speaks, I get so f*cking angry that I can't answer my phone professionally, so I don't bother. Not good, but better than piucking up the phone and screaming "what the fuck do you want?"

[Fridays Child]

13. Philodoxophobia

That's a fear of people, such as neocons, who are overly enamored of their own opinions. Philodox is today's "Wordsmith word-of-the-day" and I just wanted to work it into a conversation. Sorry. :shrug: