Yeah I'll have uh that comb, some gum, some rubbers, and oh yeah a CAPTION

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Sir, you gave me a ten, not a twenty. I'll have to ask you to leave.

[TA]

2. Will you look at that "scanner" thing. It's amazing what common folk have.

Oh ya. Wrong President, Wrong Bush.

[underpants]

3. W:What you can't make change for a THREE!?!?!

:bounce:

[democratreformed]

4. You mean I really have to pay? You sure? Let me get this straight.

I have to give you my money?

[underpants]

5. Well sir... uh yeah ...I'm gonna need money not an Enron stock certificate

W: Well that's all I got hell I've got a whole pocket full of them they are laying er I mean they ARE around everywhere in the White House why is there a problem with an Enron stock certificate?

[Fenris]

6. Sir, I am relatively certain it is illegal for you to pay with foodstamps.

[Richardo]

7. ...bottle of "Old Harper"...

:)

[No2W2004]

8. Uh, no, there will be NO charge for this...

If you'd like to discuss it further, you can speak to my associcate with the sunglasses and the automatic pistol.

[BringEmOn]

9. "Sorry, sir, can't serve you anymore...I could lose my liquor license.."

"Can I call you a cab?"

[cosmicdot]

10. W: it's a Diebold cash register, sir, it's guaranteed to add up right ...

... that'll be $18,181 and no cents ...

[underpants]

12. LOL

Very good

[skip fox]

11. W. is about to say, "Hey, what can I get if I throw in another

fifty?"


(DUPLICATE PICTURES ALL OVER THE PLACE TODAY!! If this was LBN, Mom would get very mad.)

[AlCzervik]

13. No Sir, your word is no good, we need actual money but nice try

[cosmicdot]

14. I'm sure you and your brothers did use it all the time growing up ...

but, I can't accept Monopoly money ...

[cosmicdot]

15. W: I think if you'll double check you'll find a 20 dollar bill in there

signed, Happy Birthday, Bushie, Go get'em, Love, Pickles ...
I got scruples, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?

Man: if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else!


Hats off to the Peter Bogdanovich film: "Paper Moon" - the film is set in the depression-era Midwestern region of the United States

conspiracy theory or coincidence?



Tagline: As P.T. Barnum put it, "There's a sucker born every minute."

[HallowsEve]

16. "Ya'll should get

a microchip reader...it's so much more coVENient!"

[underpants]

17. Welcome ot DU Hallowseve

:hi:

[HallowsEve]

18. Hey noW!

All-RIIIIIIGHT....