CAPTION the Coalition of the FABULOUS!

[Fenris]

Entertainer Pat Boone (C) along with singer Marvin Winans (L), U.S. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) (2nd L), Washington Redskins football player Darrell Green (2nd R) and actor Dean Jones (R) hold a press conference to discuss support for passage of the Marriage Amendment in the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington, D.C., July 13, 2004. REUTERS/Mannie Garcia

[the Kelly Gang]

1. can you take a man in an orange suit seriously ??

[GOPisEvil]

2. especially when he is wearing a pink shirt under the orange coat

[sus]

4. no, but i can

take him out back and pistol whip him!

beebopalula THIS, ass!

[Fenris]

6. I am shocked that the actor from Herbie the Love Bug is a fascist!

Man feigning sincerity is hard.

[BringEmOn]

3. "If we weren't so rich, we would have to support an amendment to outlaw

divorce."

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

[peekaloo]

7. Pat breaks out with his rendition of Judas Priest's 'Breaking the Law'

:evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

8. All that star power is blinding me!

No, wait-- it's just Pat Boone's jacket.

[Parche]

9. pat boone

Cry me a river Pat.....A Moon River


Take that you right wingers
They didnt pass it.....neener neener

[regularguy]

10. Too bad there wasn't a "Defense of Black Music Act" in the fifties,

'cause ol' Pat would still be doin' time! F-ckin Bastage!

[flamingyouth]

11. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my man

[underpants]

12. I thought the father from the Brady Bunch was DEAD?!?!?

[cosmicdot]

13. Boone: I'm sure that Gay Americans who strongly advocated and marched

for civil rights, under adverse conditions in the 1960s, are pleased as punch to see Marvin Winans and Darrell Green with us today ... hey, is it just me, or are we all male up here? ... hey, Dean, you Darn Cat, you ... are you playing pocket pool or just glad to see me ...


... now, I'd like to sing a few bars of Fools Rush In ...

Fools rush in
Where angels fear to tread
And so I come to you my love
My heart above my head

[tom_paine]

14. Notice the dreamy-eyed look Gay Rick is giving Boone

I think it's love at first site for Gay Rick.

How'd you like to be a fly on the wall at the motel room they get tonight.

Errr, on second though, no thanks. Though I WOULD like to record their homsexual tryst and release it on the Web!

Unfortunately, I'm sure a Closeted Homsexual like Santorum has learned to be careful...

[skip fox]

15. Pat's saying, "Listen, my God's got a big tent, but doesn't want anything

squirrely going on under it. No men kissing or holding hands . . . Our message is the God loves everyone . . . He just hates your sin . . . And He asked us to stomp your ass for it!"

[NightTrain]

16. "On a day like today, I pass the time away...

...writing anti-gay letters to Congress."

[cosmicdot]

19. our NightTrain on the 1957 hit parade

:thumbsup:

[skip fox]

17. " . . Well, of course it's a free country. But we gotta be free to

keep the deviants from getting what they want . . . That's fair . . . see?"

[AlCzervik]

18. Why yes this is the suit i wore when i was an extra on Miami Vice.

[cosmicdot]

20. Boone: Ain't that I shame... I hear ya knocking, but you can't come in ..

hold on a sec ...I was just handed a note saying that the Senate scuttled the whole thing... so, my contract is officially fulfilled ...