My cotton anniversary is coming up -- what should I buy my husband?

[skippysmom]

July 27 is our second anniversary, for which the traditional anniversary gift is cotton. What the hell can I get him other than new underwear?

(The modern anniversary gift is china -- which, given my husband's propensity for breaking things, is not a good choice.)

[LynneSin]

1. You can find some really sexy cotton lingerie

:D

[Xithras]

14. I'll second that n/t

[pagerbear]

2. Underpants--and iron them first!

[SoCalDem]

3. a book about Eli Whitney ??

or some new underwear :)

[LynneSin]

5. There's romance at it's best.....

NOT!!!

[SoCalDem]

16. You want ROMANCE???? Try THIS...

SHE meets him at the door wearing nothing but HIS white teeshirt:)

It's COTTON :)

[skippysmom]

18. Hmmmm....

now that's an idea....

[SoCalDem]

19. Then tell him that his gift is "the shirt off your back "..

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. An awesome luxurious robe

[Soopercali]

6. Socks.

And you can always make him dance for you, wearing one strategically placed.

[GirlinContempt]

7. a hammoc?

[Sandpiper]

8. Fruit of the Loom tighty whiteys

:-)

[flamingyouth]

9. An awesome new set of sheets

www.thecompanystore.com has come amazing sets

:D Enjoy!

[wryter2000]

12. Dang

You beat me to it. :yourock:

[skippysmom]

15. Hey!

No sex threads! :)

[RubyDuby in GA]

10. Just let me know

I can run down to the bottom half of the state and get you some cotton. Good ol' Georgia cotton would make a fabulous gift (ok, I'm totally kidding....picking cotton sucks and hurts too).

[wryter2000]

11. Sheets

Then give them a work-out. That's what husbands really care about, anyway.

Alice approaching her 25th anniversary this year

[SoCalDem]

13. www.coolmanlystuff.com....It's a real website..try it

http://www.coolmanlystuff.com/

[Solly Mack]

17. Go with the sheets and then.....

cotton, of course

then hit your local "adult" store and get cotton candy flavor oils and cotton candy scented candles...buy rose petals from your local florists and cover the bed with them...maybe a trail of petals. Make it a "cottony soft" night

or buy him some cotton drawers and be done with it :)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. Egyptian Cotton Sheets...

Black. It'll make him start channelling Barry White...smooth, baby.
I don't know. I just woke up from a nap. Sounds good. LOL
Duckie

[DarkPhenyx]

21. Tighty whitie underware.

Men never have enough

[yellowcanine]

22. Get him a book. Show him you are not a slave to these stupid dictates

promulgated by people who want to separate you from your money.