If you're not reading Jesus' General, you should be ROFLOL

[T Roosevelt]

Read the first (Hot Lebanese action), then scroll down to "The secularists kill another tradition." - both are great letters LOL


Hot Lebanese action

Dear Sen. Santorum*,

As I was using a public restroom today, it occurred to me that your Homosexual Discrimination Amendment doesn't go far enough. You see, I'm always worried that homosexuals might be watching me when I'm relieving myself in these places. I'll often check out the guys standing at the urinals on either side of me to see if their little soldiers are standing at attention. That way I'll know if they're having impure thoughts about me.

Of course, being a very manly type of guy, myself, the sight of another man's private johnson gets my competitive juices going, and I have to prove that mine is bigger--you know how it is with real men like us; we can't help it.

This kind of competition is a problem for me. You see, I never fell for that size myth the feminazis are always pushing, and because of this, I must be the only man alive who hasn't used some king of penis enhancement device. That means that I always have the puniest little soldier on the urinal line. There's nothing wrong with me; I'm normal size, It's just that I haven't used artificial means to bulk up in that area. Honestly, that's the truth. I'm normal sized, dammit.

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[mermaid]

1. Oh, Christ!!

don't do this to me...make me start cracking up, and then cut me off with a <more> thing that when you click it, doesn't bring more!! Where can I find more, please!!??

I'm cracking up already!

As a transgender person, I have had more than my share of stupid people worrying about crap in the bathroom, and I want to read more!

And, if ANYONE is worried about me in the restroom...rest assured, I have no sexual interest in you, whatsoever! You are NOT "all that and a bag of chips!"

In fact, being as I am pretty much asexual, I'm as safe as it gets in the bathroom...I don't want to see, touch, or be near anyoe else's privates...nor do I want anyoe near mine!

Rest assured, I'm in the ladies room, because
A - I am post-operative...I noo longer HAVE the equipment to do anything, even if I wanted to, which, trust me, I don't...the idea of sexusl relations with ANYONE is quite frankly revolting to me.
B - I'm here to take care of the call of nature, and to wash my hands, and maybe fix my hair and makeup a little bit...just like you.

God, I cannot stand some of the morons who make life so difficult for people like me, by causing THEIR insecurities and hangups to be MY EFFING PROBLEM!!

You know what?? If YOU have insecurities and hangups...guess which one of us has the problem??

It is YOU...not ME!! And I'm DAMNED if you are going to make it MY problem...or make me suffer or be inconvenienced by YOUR DAMN INSECURITIES AND HANGUPS!! Get over yourself!!

[T Roosevelt]

3. The link works for me

the home site is http://patriotboy.blogspot.com - this posting was from today...

[Taylor Mason Powell]

2. Funniest. Blog. Ever.

This guy gets my vote.