I'm extremely bored...ask me something!

[Fenris]

[TrogL]

1. Didn't we do this yesterday?

[Fenris]

2. We did? I don't remember that.

[flamingyouth]

3. How are you doing tonight?

:hug:

[Fenris]

8. Meh.

I've had better nights.

:hug:

[flamingyouth]

24. I'm sorry

I feel bad.:hug:

[Fenris]

27. It's okay dear.

All things must pass and all that. I'm sure by the morning I will have forgotten all about it.

:hug:

[flamingyouth]

30. I feel a bit empty inside

I know - let's go mock something! Then we'll feel much better!:D

Let's see - what shall we mock first? - you decide!

[Fenris]

34. John Cornyn's extremely bizarre forehead and love of box turtles.

I am proud to say I voted against him in 2002 in my first act as a voting age citizen. He was a favorite judge of the oil companies, corrupt, and absolutely moronic. He also loves the idea of marrying box turtles.

[flamingyouth]

38. You know, the Onion couldn't even make this shit up

I kept hearing about turtles today and, being distracted and all, I had no fucking clue what they were talking about. It's more proof that, yes, truth is stranger than fiction.

I must say, that box turtle is quite handsome, though. He has all the qualities I'm looking for in a man. I wonder if he is willing to vacuum?

[Fenris]

41. I imagine the speed at which he vacuums would be slow and steady.

But it wins the race.

[flamingyouth]

43. Good comeback

See, you're feeling better already, admit it!:hug:

[Fenris]

45. Alright, I admit it.

:D:loveya::hug:

[TrogL]

69. I tried to explain it to somebody last night

They just looked at me like I'd really, really lost it.

:shrug:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

39. Oh my is that what he looks like?

I didn't know he was so....yellow and black all over!

I am planning on getting him out of office in 2006 with a few thousand of my friends.

[Fenris]

42. What part of Northeast Mexico do you live in?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. Ok

Are there any Native Americans in my geneology? Because I'd love it if there were, and I suspect it. Can you find out for me?

[Fenris]

15. It became extremely popular in the late 20th century

To claim to be a descendant of Native Americans. Which is quite humorous, considering how hard the US tried to eradicate any semblance of native culture and society. There exists in America today a virtual army of Caucasians who claim some kind of Indian heritage. However, if you are interested, you would have to get your claim certified by a tribe or nation, and this is not done without proof of your ancestry. So good luck with that.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. Wow thank you

you were quite helpful!

I just got back from an extensive trip of the American West and I was so MOVED by the Native American philosophy of life, spirituality, approach to living, the earth, etc.

And I know my great-grandmother had Comanche blood, I just have to find out how to verify this. It was a well-known thing in the family. *Her* mother was full-blooded. Wonder how I get that verified?

Anyway, thanks.

[amerikat]

20. these days the natives prefer to be called Indians

they claim anyone that is born in America is a native American

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

23. Dammit I am SO behind the PC curve!

Drat! Ok, Indian it is. I got to stay on top of these things.

[Taverner]

5. What is a fenris?

And how would I know one should I see one walking down the street?

[Fenris]

9. A large wolf.

You would know a giant wolf if you saw one.

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. should I indulge in some celebratory chocolate?

[Fenris]

10. Indeed. It's always a good time for chocolate.

Congrats on your moddening.

:toast:

[Tom Kitten]

7. what are your thoughts regarding

Courtney Love being institutionalized?

[Fenris]

11. It's a good thing for everyone.

[Tom Kitten]

12. the massive sunspots.....

Good or Bad?

[Fenris]

16. We're in a downswing period

The number of sunspots is on the decline for the next decade or so. I wouldn't worry too much about size.

[indigobusiness]

46. Sunspots reaching 1,000-year high

A new analysis shows that the Sun is more active now than it has been at anytime in the previous 1,000 years.
Scientists based at the Institute for Astronomy in Zurich used ice cores from Greenland to construct a picture of our star's activity in the past.

They say that over the last century the number of sunspots rose at the same time that the Earth's climate became steadily warmer.

This trend is being amplified by gases from fossil fuel burning, they argue.

snip

But the most striking feature, he says, is that looking at the past 1,150 years the Sun has never been as active as it has been during the past 60 years.

Over the past few hundred years, there has been a steady increase in the numbers of sunspots, a trend that has accelerated in the past century, just at the time when the Earth has been getting warmer.

The data suggests that changing solar activity is influencing in some way the global climate causing the world to get warmer.

Over the past 20 years, however, the number of sunspots has remained roughly constant, yet the average temperature of the Earth has continued to increase.

This is put down to a human-produced greenhouse effect caused by the combustion of fossil fuels.

This latest analysis shows that the Sun has had a considerable indirect influence on the global climate in the past, causing the Earth to warm or chill, and that mankind is amplifying the Sun's latest attempt to warm the Earth.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3869753.stm

[MissMillie]

13. Should I dye my hair? (n/t)

.

[Fenris]

17. Always.

[amerikat]

14. Have you ever had sex with a turtle?

[Fenris]

18. I'm prohibited from speaking about this without my lawyer.

[amerikat]

26. well I just found out that they have boxes and all of them have mobile

homes. what more could I ask for?

[Fenris]

28. Hey, a homeowner! That spells success!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

21. Have you ever seen the movie "Coal Miner's Daughter" with

Sissy Spacek? Did you like it? If you haven't seen it, why not?

[Fenris]

22. Of course.

Spacek was good as Loretta Lynn, but somehow I liked Tommy Lee Jones better in it.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

25. OMG

we are SO on the same psychic wavelength!!! Tommy Lee Jones ROCKED in that movie, he WAS that part!!!

[Fenris]

29. Weird you think the same thing.

:toast:

[indigobusiness]

Ever been to

Fentris?

[Fenris]

37. Is that like Fentric sex?

Or was that Tantric...

[indigobusiness]

44. More like a town in Texas...

just downstream from San Marcos, where I first experienced Tantric sex.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

49. What about the Fens of East Anglia.

http://www.great-britain.co.uk/regions/east-england/fens.htm
Mmmm....Watery....

[indigobusiness]

57. ...do the Fens have

ferns?

[Tom Kitten]

31. why is it

anytime I hear George W Bush speak , I feel like vomiting?

[Fenris]

35. Audio Nausea Effect

[fortyfeetunder]

32. What did Whoopi say?

The phrase that got her canned from Slime Fast?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

33. I think she said her bush was better or something

which I actually don't doubt.

Hee hee.

[indigobusiness]

48. Thinking about Whoopie's bush

is almost as scary as our pResident.

[m-jean03]

51. I bet Whoopi has great bush!

How dare you say that!

[indigobusiness]

52. Whatever rocks your boat...

the thought of it scares me...and that's the truth. Is that not allowed?

[m-jean03]

55. I was just teasing you!

I should have used a smiley. :hi:

[indigobusiness]

56. and me you

cheers

[nose pin]

36. How much wood

would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck
could chuck
wood?

[Fenris]

40. Enough to build a Trojan woodchuck and raze Portland.

[GOPisEvil]

47. Hey...I need your help. We need some good worship music.

We have to go up to Seattle and worship our guru at the Church of the Eternal Flamingyouth. She expects a serenade, so we had better come up with something good.

[Fenris]

60. Our guru deserves only the best

We serenade her with our interpretation of Bells of Rhymney and Sweet Jane.

[GOPisEvil]

62. Excellent! She'll be so impressed!

She will bestow upon us great riches!

[Fenris]

63. Indeed! Frankincense and myrrh!

[GOPisEvil]

64. Oh yeah...myrrh...

:smoke:

[flamingyouth]

68. Oh, I can't wait for that....

Oh, what will you give me?
Say the sad bells of Rhymney
Is there hope for the future?
Say the brown bells of Merthyr

[Fenris]

70. Man, that's one of my favorite songs.

:hi:

[flamingyouth]

71. Me too

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

72. Oh yeah, if conversation turns to decks...

...we need to leave. :7

[flamingyouth]

74. That sounds like a tragic myth

The guru's two devotees come to worship and sing to her, and her deck collapses on them, killing them instantly.

On the bright side, people would probably come to this very spot, paying homage to the two of you.:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

76. Mental note: bring hard hats!

:D

[sus]

50. Does Justin love me?

[Fenris]

58. He's a stalker.

RUN!

[sus]

67. yeah but is he CUTE?

[Fenris]

73. Yes!

[sus]

75. oh goody.

how many kids are we gonna have?

[Xenus Sister]

53. Does my sig work?

This is my first post. Hello! I've been looking around for a thread to post in, to test it. How convenient that I saw your thread!

(explanation if it does work: it's my personal new theme song, based on what brought me here, the editorial "They have awakened a sleeping giant" by Mortos. I saw it linked on another site.)

[Xenus Sister]

54. Ok, that wasn't right

Oh darn, I have some work to do. How does one have a link in their sig? I used box brackets.

bracket url equal my url end bracket name of song bracket slash url end bracket (no spaces)

[TXlib]

59. How many AA batteries can you fit in your butt?

[Fenris]

61. Not enough.

[jdonaldball]

65. Why are the Chinese such bad dancers?

Dunno about Chinese Americans, but native Chinese have no rhythm.

[Fenris]

66. Because they were focused on advancing their civilization...

Not dragging it down through dance.