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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:31 AM
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Jesus Makes Me Hot...
I wish I could have his abs. :(
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eowyn70 Donating Member (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 03:35 AM
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1. to quote eric cartman
"i want to get down on my knees before Jesus, and have salvation all over my face". Lol, dont blame me blame Parker/Stone. But It is funny
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 05:36 AM
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3. One of the best episodes of South Park ever!
I don't know how they do it, but I love it! :D

I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all over my face.

I need you in my life, Jesus. I can't live without you, Jesus.
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus.


I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 04:31 AM
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2. seems the diet in those days was fairly low carb.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:25 AM
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4. You can have Jesus
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:30 AM
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7. That's just wrong
Well, I guess the guy looks like the pictures I have seen of Jesus on those cards they give you at people's funerals.

Although, from his ad: "Irish need not apply." Would Jesus say that?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:30 AM
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5. Bush's Jesus will make you very hot
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:30 AM
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6. I love that song "Hot for Jesus."
deities are stone cold FOXES.
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