Is this joke old?

[johnnie]

Forgive me if this is old, but I haven't heard it and thought it was pretty good.




Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

[gmoney]

1. I've heard it, but...

...it's pretty good, except for the fact that it's SO close to the truth.

[8-Ball]

2. I saw that before.

Still makes me laugh whenever I see it.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. WElcome to DU, 8-Ball!

Nice to have you along! :hi:
Duckie