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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:01 AM
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Will someone please come to my house every morning w/ a cattle prod....
and get me out of bed?
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:13 AM
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1. If you promise not to enjoy it too much
:D
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ThreeCatNight Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:16 AM
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2. Depends on what you sleep in.....
Sorry, that just came out of me..I am truelly ashamed of myself.
But while we are on the subject... :)

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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:16 AM
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3. tank top and panties
but trust me, it's not a pretty sight.
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ThreeCatNight Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:27 AM
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4. That is just your opinion.... n/t
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historian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:40 AM
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5. what about
some old fashioned means such as a sharp stick poking you in the ribs or perhaps a blunt object applied to sensitive areas - both will do the trick
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:41 AM
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6. and swing by my place when they're done with you
I HATE MORNINGS!
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:04 AM
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7. The perfect picture,.....
no bra or confining clothes, comfy bed and pillows, ceiling fan blowing cool air through the room, and me in bed, surrounded by kitties....

Why, or why is it necessary to get up? I mean, is anything better than a comfy bed with loving kitties? Why would anyone want to leave it for the cold hard world of reality?
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