I fought Nordstrom and I WON.

[sus]

well..sort of.

Was it here that we were talking about Nordstrom advertising on Hannity?? So anyway, i sent them a complaint and i got a response. like..from a PERSON. Clearly Justin WANTS me.

Dear Ms. Smartypants,

Thank you for contacting Nordstrom.com regarding the advertisements
heard on Sean Hannity's program. I apologize for the inconvenience and disappointment this clearly caused you, understandably so. The happiness and comfort of our customers is of utmost importance to Nordstrom.

Therefore, we truly appreciate and thank you for taking the time to share you comments and concerns with us.

I forwarded your comments to our corporate and marketing offices for
review. Again, thank you for taking the time to share you feedback.

If I may be of further assistance, please don't hesitate to contact me with any further questions or concerns. Have a wonderful day Ms.
Smartypants!

Sincerely,
Justin
Internet Customer Service
Visit us soon at Nordstrom.com

[sus]

1. BEHOLD THE POWER OF SUS!

[sniffa]

4. i'm attracted to power

[sniffa]

2. ms. smartypants

what ethnic background is that?

[sus]

9. i'm from Brazil

[Fenris]

3. Susanna Smartypants

I like that name.

[sus]

8. well i couldn't use my REAL name.

which is Susanna Banana.

[Fenris]

10. That is also an excellent name.

You could have also been Susanna Fantana.

[Not Me]

5. In defense of Nordy's

Their Orlando store was a sponsor at Gaydays last month. They had a booth at the expo (free toiletries samples, credit card apps, etc.) and were handing out gift certificates for their cafe.

They and Bloomingdales were the only national retailers there.

[sus]

7. oh. way to burst my bubble, dude...

:)

[noonwitch]

13. I love Nordstrom

It would take something really bad for me to boycott them. Their salespeople are so polite, the store is very pleasant and most of the time, I can find something I want to buy there. If not clothes, then shoes-they have an awesome shoe department.

[sus]

17. see..that's the beauty of it. i can STILL shop there.

i'll just wear a disguise and pay cash.

it's win/win!!

[GOPisEvil]

6. That is excellent!

:D

[k in IA]

11. Nordstrom's big thing is customer service so I'm not surprised they

were polite.

[sus]

12. I wonder what Justin looks like. hmmm.

I wonder where he lives..hmmm.

I'll bet he's cute. He sounds cute.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Justin is probably a pseudonym.

His real name is probably Vijay, and he lives in Bangalore. He still might be cute though. :D

[sus]

15. hmm.. Bangalore. Isn't that in the "Coalition of the Willing?"

[GOPisEvil]

16. Maybe they were going to send the mine-sweeping monkeys.

No, that was Morocco...

[sus]

18. I emailed Justin back and said

"So what are you wearing? Is it sexy? Is it from Nordstroms?"

I hope he writes back!!
:bounce:

[sus]

19. update on me and Justin:

we have a date tonight and he said i can have his "employee discount."

wink. wink.

[GOPisEvil]

20. I'm sure you'll be showing him your "clearance rack".

nudge, nudge

[sus]

21. i'm speechless.

what kind of girl do you think i AM??

:)

[GOPisEvil]

22. A brazen hussy, of course.

;-)

[sus]

23. you can thank me later for

setting that up for you.

don't say i never gave you nothin'!

:)

[GOPisEvil]

24. Thanks...I'll be here all week. Try the chicken parm.

Tip your waitstaff!