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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:39 PM
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It's not a box turtle, dammit!
My beloved Rosebud is an African Sulcata Tortoise, and our love is pure and holy!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:41 PM
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1. REPENT!!
here quick! drink this holy water!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:43 PM
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2. AARGGH!!
IT BURRRRRRNNNNNS!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:44 PM
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4. hehe. that reminds me of Ralph Wiggum
"It tastes like burning!"
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:43 PM
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3. He does look a little like Orson Welles n/t
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:44 PM
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5. Sure...you start with a tortoise...
...then you're on to other animals with shells: armadillos, nautiluses, clams, oysters...

You need help. Please get some soon.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:48 PM
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6. Not fair...
I didn't know the armadillo was an undercover cop.
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Digit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:54 PM
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7. I had something similar...
It was an African Redfoot and he fell head over heels in love with my plumbers boot one day. (while he was wearing it...)
As my plumber stood talking with me, Old Red starting wagging his head back and forth going, "chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck."
Old Red grew closer as his intentions to mount this nice round black beauty were evident as he raised his shell up.
"Chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck"
It was plain to see that love was in the air.
My plumber began to back away from confused, albeit studly, Old Red.
Alas, his heart was broken.
Those boots were made for walking.
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:58 PM
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8. I'm in love with the hippie smiley
:hippie:

But nobody understands our love. Not even :loveya:
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