Sensitive subject.

[terrya]

I'm at work...and I'm horny as hell. Seriously. :-)

What do you do in situations like this?

[shoelace414]

1. Step into bosses office

lock door.

mess up keyboard.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. think unsexy thoughts... think unsexy thoughts...

If old Zap Brannigan can't take the spice out of you, nothing can.

[VelmaD]

3. Find an empty bathroom...

and try to be very very quiet in case someone else comes in. :)

[BlueJazz]

5. That gives a whole new meaning to ....

" Five Finger Discount" :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. So long as he cleans up after himself, no one need be any the wiser.

But for the love of humanity NO ONE MUST EVER FIND OUT!

[terrya]

9. I just may have to do that, Velma.TWO more hours here at work.

:-)

[VelmaD]

12. Look at it this way

If you're sitting at your desk thinking about it...you aren't getting as much done as you could. It's VITAL to your productivity. ;) (That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)

[terrya]

16. That's a good one!

I hadn't thought of that. :-)

[iconoclastic cat]

4. I think ethics and common courtesy prevent any action on your part.

Back when I had a job, I had conditioned myself to turn off those parts of my psyche during the day.

Try ice in the pants. Or imagine boning Rick Santorum. Imagine that greasy, badly dyed hair in your fingers...

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. Oh man, now I have to imagine that too....

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I'LL NEVER GET THAT OUT OF MY MIND!!!!

[terrya]

8. Mods...I know this post I started is a no-no. But it's for real. :-)

And iconoclastic cat (love the username, btw). Thanks for the suggestions. The Santorum one made me queasy, though....

:-)

[Westegg]

10. That's why God made interns. (n/t)

[Dookus]

11. Oh, just go to the bathroom and "fix it"

you won't get any work done until you do. You'll be doing your employer a favor :)

[Parche]

13. H

Me too, and I am available!!!! ha

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

14. If you're a judge

you can just do it under your robes... :evilgrin:

(Referring to recent national events, in case you hadn't heard...)

[Maestro]

15. This ought to cool you off

[terrya]

17. Hmmmmmmm....

Wellllllllllllllll......

:-)

[Maestro]

18. It gets worse (at least for me)

[supernova]

19. Why did he bother

with the suit at all? Why not just go naked? As it is, it just looks like one giant banana hammock.

[Maestro]

20. Exactly

The stupidity of that body thong is beyond me. :puke:

[terrya]

21. Yeah. I don't quite understand the body thong, either.

He should have just gone with a thong. He doesn't have a bad body...I've seen guys wearing thongs with far worse bodies than his.

:-)

Terry

[jdonaldball]

22. You know what Dick Cheney would tell you to do...