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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:34 PM
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The North American Man-Boxturtle Love Association...
Edited on Thu Jul-15-04 02:34 PM by Dookus



Who's yer daddy?
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el_gato Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:36 PM
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1. Is than John Cornyn in that picture?
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:38 PM
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2. PERV!
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:39 PM
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3. That is so
PREVERTED!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:39 PM
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4. oh c'mon...
that turtle wants it. Just look at him.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:40 PM
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5. Your subject insterested me, so I sought more information on the web.
I must have got the acronym wrong. :scared:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:42 PM
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8. you're kidding me aren't you?
Get your affairs in order - the FBI will be knocking on your door in about 10 minutes if you ended up at the site I think you ended up at

:cry:

We'll miss you but at least when you get out of jail we'll be able to track you down through the sex-offenders program
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:46 PM
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12. The same thing happened...
...when I tried to join a group of people who liked impersonating Marlon Brando.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:40 PM
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6. NO SEX THREADS!
I'm reporting you to Sen. Cornyn!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:40 PM
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7. Us women can love box turtles too
:loveya:

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:42 PM
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9. Are those girl turtles?
Word on the street is you're a lesbian.
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:47 PM
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13. Appalling!
When box turtles are illegal, only criminals will have box turtles.
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:54 PM
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16. You can have my box turtle
when you pry it from my cold, dead hand.

Started to say something other than hand, but then I remembered.. no sex threads.
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 05:34 PM
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20. Use a box turtle
Use a box turtle, go to jail.
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:43 PM
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10. I think we were all warned this would happen
I just can't wait to see what they come up with next
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cardlaw Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:44 PM
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11. I really wish
you would have put a disclaimer on your post. Some of us might have small children near the computer! :)
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:52 PM
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14. Just say no


To Box Turtles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 02:53 PM
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15. That turtle's got its shell hiked up over its knees. It wants it.
Even if it's saying No, its shell says Yes.

/doesn't really think this way
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jdonaldball Donating Member (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 03:08 PM
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17. I hear a Box Turtle is suing Santorum's Catholic Archiocese
for recovered memories, you know, a few of those Priests...
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 03:14 PM
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18. Nice carapace!
Plastron aint too bad, either.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 03:15 PM
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19. and a cloaca to die for....
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 05:36 PM
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21. Wow! Nekkid box turtles.
Is there a website?
<drool>
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:03 PM
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22. What's next -- dog-on-boxturtle sex?
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