Anti-Kerry Ketchup

[rabid_nerd]

http://www.wketchup.com/

Sigh

[RobertSeattle]

1. I guess I'll boycott Bush's.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/heinz.asp

[Fridays Child]

2. Fucking gee whiz!

It's an illness!

[DoctorWeird]

3. Who the Hell said that on Good Morning America?

Anybody know? They don't have a link or anything

[mark0rama]

4. I wish I'd thought of that!

Think about it: They're selling, to stupid right-wingers with way too much disposable income, a product that has no reason to exist:

Teresa Heinz Kerry owns, at most, 4% of H.J. Heinz Company, so she doesn't really benefit all that much from Heinz sales, and therefore, exerts no control over the company.

H.J. Heinz Co. makes most of its political contributions to Republicans!

So really, all they're doing is charging dumb conservatives several $$ for a bottle of ketchup that's no better than what they could buy at their supermarket for 59 cents, donating a pittance to a charity I'd be proud to support, and pocketing the rest. Hell, I'd like a piece of that action!

[rabid_nerd]

5. I'm considering making a website to have Bush supporters donate to

so I can get that %% from Commission Junction and then donate to Kerry