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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:10 PM
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Poll question: Toilet paper: Are you a FOLDER or a CRUMPLER?
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:11 PM
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1. I am sure if you add "other" to the poll you will get some really
interesting answers.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:12 PM
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2. Now that is a bit personal
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:12 PM
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3. I fold
I like to use bigger pieces of paper and then fold them so it's more absorbate.

Sorry if that was way too much info!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:13 PM
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4. I don't associate with crumplers
Guess it's how I was raised.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:15 PM
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5. I agree! You're either with us or against us!
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dietdpfan Donating Member (347 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:16 PM
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6. I've always felt discriminated against
because I'm a crumpler.

;)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:17 PM
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7. I don't get what you mean by crumple
They crumple it up in a little bunch and then wipe?
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dietdpfan Donating Member (347 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:27 PM
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9. Just wad and go!
I just wad it up and do my business.

Lifes too short to fold it. I just imagine people setting the tp on their thigh and folding it like they would a sweater or a pair of pants. It just makes me giggle. Actually, toilet humor in general makes me giggle.

Geez, I'm such a juvenile.

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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:23 PM
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8. Fold. It's just the way I grab it as it comes off the roll...
I remember my father telling me that four squares was enough, whne he used a whole roll to wipe his ass. Four squares is not enough. I do not want a wet hand!!
Duckie
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:37 PM
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10. Folding smears, crumpling doesn't
That's my reasoning for being a crumpler.
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:53 PM
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11. If you are going to fold...
...do it right.

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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:00 PM
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12. How do the blind know when they are done wiping?
:shrug:
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:09 PM
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13. Eeeyew!
You LOOK at the TP!?!
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TNDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:42 PM
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14. Folding does not give enough room between fingers and poop.
Crumpling makes a big wad and keeps your fingers clean. I do not want to shake hands or use a telephone after a folder.
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truthbetold Donating Member (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:46 PM
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15. Both.
I'm just an enigma wrapped in a mystery.
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